MOVED TO @PYROPEADOPE

still here, still too mad at god to go home [AU Terezi, follows from immaculate-contraception]

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1 PL4N TO CONT1NU3 3X1ST1NG OUT OF SP1T3

terezi "zizi" pyrope

fifteen(ish) sweeps? maybe? point is im old

she/her (or its/its if its funny or kinky)

lesbian with an asterisk

legally blind but i can still kinda see shit if i try

screen readers hate my quirk so i usually dont use it these days

my hobbies include ten year old video games and trying to help other people learn from my (many, many) mistakes

kids probably shouldnt be here

important tags and shit:

ic - posts without my quirk

1c - posts made with my quirk, blacklist this one of it bugs you

ooc - posts made by the bitch pretending to be me

fwd - reblogging shit from other people, blacklist if you don't wanna see the same post from me and like five of my mutuals clogging up your timeline. at least i usually only reblog if i have some shit to say in the tags

sh1tpost1ng - take a wild fucking guess

para rp - shit i'm doing in real life being narrated, i guess?

[pfp and banner by ikimaru]

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OK4Y TH1S S1D3BLOG SH1T 1S G3TT1NG OLD

@pyropeadope · 3V1L L3SB14N

still here, still too mad at god to go home [AU Terezi, 18+, see pinned (once it's up)]

N3W BLOG H3R3

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NOW TH4T YOU M3NT1ON 1T

YOU WOULD LOOK CUT3 1N 4 M41D OUTF1T

[embellishedbookworm]

...would you believe this isn't the first time i've heard that?

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G1MM3 4 S3C, MOV1NG MY BLOG OFF OF B31NG 4 S1D3BLOG ON MY PROF3SS1ON4L ON3

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W3LL NO ON3 3LS3 W4S H3LP1NG

SO 1 H4D TO COM3 UP W1TH 1T MYS3LF

YOU H4V3 NO ON3 BUT YOURS3LV3S TO BL4M3

[embellishedbookworm]

oh my god you CAN'T blame me for this! it's not my job to figure out that you're a top and it's definitely not my job to figure out a pun for it.

god am i supposed to be waiting on you hand and foot or something?

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NOW TH4T YOU M3NT1ON 1T

YOU WOULD LOOK CUT3 1N 4 M41D OUTF1T

[embellishedbookworm]

i am literally face palming. i am doing this with my actual human hand. that was so bad it hurt. good job.

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W3LL NO ON3 3LS3 W4S H3LP1NG

SO 1 H4D TO COM3 UP W1TH 1T MYS3LF

YOU H4V3 NO ON3 BUT YOURS3LV3S TO BL4M3

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TH3Y C4LL M3 Z1Z1

B3C4US3 1M 4 TOP

>B]

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i'll probably have to keep it at just being a threat and let my reputation do the rest

im already SWAMPED at work i cant add representing myself to get off an assault charge on top of that

but if you need someone to giggle menacingly and chatter her teeth, im your gal

[embellishedbookworm]

look, just because you have some softness doesn't mean you aren't sharp.

also i know just the video that reminds me of you now! i'm going to go find it.

wait, do you still eat chalk?

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YOU T3LL M3 >:]

[embellishedbookworm]

@pyropeadope

terezi, is this you?

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yeah pretty much!

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(also thinking about moving from a sideblog to a new blog because oh no my dash is a mess.)

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hey congrats tbh

its not like anybody actually worth listening to is gonna tear you down for going to college when youre 13 sweeps instead of 10.

and if they try ill bite them or something

[embellishedbookworm]

i actually genuinely appreciate literally all of that. gosh.

i am also well aware of how dangerous troll bites can be so i know how much of a threat that actually is!

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i'll probably have to keep it at just being a threat and let my reputation do the rest

im already SWAMPED at work i cant add representing myself to get off an assault charge on top of that

but if you need someone to giggle menacingly and chatter her teeth, im your gal

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...what about zizi?

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likes don't help, girls, i need actual suggestions here

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wonder if i should get a nickname

but what

tez, rez, rezi, tz, tezzy, teezy, easy peasy lemon squeezy...

[embellishedbookworm]

Traveling outside of reality was always a trip. It was hard to explain what going beyond and outside of reality was like. This was the power that saved everyone. Saved them, remade them, changed the canon, it was hard to process exactly what this power actually was. And, what it could do. But using it for fun, that was good. That was harmless.

And this was fun, right?

With a zap, Jill was there, there apparently being Terezi's bedroom. She hadn't really thought that hard about where she was going, but it seemed this was where Terezi had wanted her. The instructions didn't need to be that detailed.

As she started to look around, her vision definitely caught on something, and her cheeks flushed. It took her a moment for her vision to adjust to the change in light, but her brain was processing what she saw.

"wait are those furry handcuffs?"

Only then did it dawn on her that Terezi may have just watched her say that.

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Not quite watched, but definitely heard, and the response that came, a cackling laugh that filled the apartment, left no room to spare Jill's ego about her response.

"Fuzzy handcuffs," Terezi clarified as she finished putting away the last of the things she was legally and professionally obligated to keep private, "Furry handcuffs would be more Equius's thing." Even after the clean-up, it was an organized but cluttered little apartment, most of the Lawyer Shit(TM) in the living room, while the bedroom looked much closer to her old hive or her room on the meteor. There were even a few different dragon plushies on the bed, most of them Pokemon.

"Hope you don't mind the business casual look," Terezi tried to look casual as she leaned on the doorframe, arms crossed under her bust, which was peeking out from a white blouse that had mysteriously opened its top three buttons. That blouse was tucked into black slacks cut to accentuate her hips and ease tucking. The whole ensemble contrasted quite sharply with her fluffy slippers.

"Thought having you show up in the middle of me changing might be a little too forward~"

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hi mom

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okay got that out of my system

im normal now

whats up gamers

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GOOD 4FT3RNOON G4M3RS 4ND G4YS

1 H4V3 COMPL3T3D TH3 D3CK

1T 1S 4 BUDG3T D3CK TH4T COSTS L3SS TH4N 4 S1NGL3 R34LLY GOOD SP1D3R C4RD

3NT1R3LY CR34TUR3S W1TH NO FUNNY TR1CKS OR SP3LLS

JUST M4K1NG 3V3RYON3 F1GHT 3V3RYON3 FOR3V3R

4ND 1TS NOT 3V3N F41THFUL TO B31NG 4 SP1D3R D3CK

1 C4LL 1T

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