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was stuck out of this acct and now my muse has wandered off .. whadda hell

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I FORGOT THE EMAIL FOR THIS ACCOUNT

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❛ do we HAVE to hang them?? i mean, can’t we all just get along & have a tea party instead!! ❜ jade says scalemate rights

the  tealblood  pauses  mid  -  hanging  of  the  wretched  mustachioed  villain;    yes,  none  other  than  duke  percival  butterworth!      the  prosecution  had  been  successful,    &.    duke  percival  butterworth  was  guilty  of  his  crimes    …    however,    judge  harley  had  brought  up  an  alternative  to  the  death  penalty?!    why,    this  was  unheard  of  in  terezi’s  good  court  of  law.      she  leans  against  her  cane,  eyebrow  quirked,    mulling  over  the  choice  of  a  peaceful  recession;    or  to  continue  with  duke  percival  butterworth’s  execution!      (      what  a  dilemma    …      )

‘    HM?      3V3N  THOUGH  H3′S  GU1LTY  OF  SUCH  HORR1BL3  B4RF  -  WORTHY  CR1M3S?!    ’          to  emphasize  her  point,  terezi  swings  her  cane  to  the  other  side  of  the  court.    there,    with  sad  button  eyes,    sits  dearest  maggie  kobearski.      (      that  awful  duke  had  robbed  her  bakery!    miss  maggie  had  been  nothing  but  a  saint  making  those  delicious  sweets!      )      although,    terezi  had  noted  that  the  rope  about  to  be  slung  around  the  duke’s  neck  was   …    sub  -  par.    was  this  jade’s  true  intention?    to  assist  the  executioner,    to  prevent  a  sloppy  end  to  this  criminal?!

‘    H3H3H3,    YOU’R3  R1GHT!      DUK3  P3RC1V4L  BUTT3RWORTH’S  3X3CUT1ON  H4S  B33N   …   OV3RRUL3D!!!!    ’          for  now.

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some good terezi outfits that i saw on tik tok lol!

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𝐈'𝐌 𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄. ‘cause i can see the sun light up the sky. so i hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh. the city’s COLD and EMPTY. 𝐍𝐎 𝐎𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐉𝐔𝐃𝐆𝐄 𝐌𝐄. i can’t see CLEARLY when you’re gone. ★★ canon div. headcanon based. 

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do i contribute anything to the rpc? no. yet i’m still here

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like this and terezi will say some law stuff in ur inbox :) 🐉

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to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons

[kristina100000]

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anyone will try to argue w/ terezi and her immediate response is L3T’S GO B4BY 1 KNOW TH3 L4W

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some small hcs abt my terezi b4 i get her pages up:

she is 4′9 and super chub.. fat and proud

her ears are pierced and theyre red studs she never takes out

this was done via just poking a needle through her ear lobes much to other’s insistence that she could literally just go get it done normally

absolutely has interest in being a lawyer

it’s somewhat of an instinct for most tealbloods and it’s something terezi has always wanted to do. she’s not interested in the “profession” aspect really it’s just something she’s naturally skilled at and enjoys ergo; she’ll pursue it

on earth c she is Absolutely a lawyer and is prioritized in being prosecution, handling primarily criminal law (though sometimes takes up contract and family law cases)

her eyes are still fully red, but in sunlight her pupils reflect a white light

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ofthcvoid.

      ❝listen ,    creative mode is a fuckin ’ privilege on my server .      if you plant anymore derse - damned tnt in my base  ——  i don ’ t care if you immediately light it on fire or put a pressure plate on it !   ——  i can  &  WILL lock your dumb ass in SPECTATOR MODE .      am i clear ? ❞      the blonde was only partially joking ,    shooting a semi - heated glare over her shoulder at the other ,    bluetooth mouse poised to throw if she so much as heard another explosion in - game   ——  creeper or not .

‘    H3H3H3H3,    ROXY  YOU’R3  NO  FUN!!!!    ’          her  blabbering  is  paused  to  run  her  tongue  over  the  screen  again;    tasting  that  sweet  sweet  destruction.      terezi’s  minecraft  avatar  flies  in  circles,    a  showcase  of  her  ultimate  triumph.          ‘    1NDULG3  1N  TH3  D3STRUCT1ON  W1TH  M3.    COM3  TO  TH3  D4RK  S1D3    ...    H4H4H4!!!!    ’

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who’s got some theme codes they’d rec me use .. realized i need a theme and links and stuff

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ok lms if u want a starter. gonna be short .. also send asks

[alisonzai]

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while im at work write me starters or send asks huh