* BRIDGES / BURNT

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[theavengers]

[auliicraval]

iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

[vhsmeme]

* soft tired prompts

‘ have a nice nap? ’

‘ you have sleepy stuff in your eyes. ’ 

‘ sorry for waking you, baby. go back to sleep. ’ 

‘ you’re exhausted, honey. ’ 

‘ time for bed, sleepyhead. come on, i’ve got you. ’

‘ was that a yawn? ’ 

‘ honey, that’s not how you make the bed. ’

‘ you slept for a long time. ’

‘ time to wake up, sweetie. it’s a new day. ’ 

‘ you’re finally awake. ’

‘ you stayed up past your bedtime again, didn’t you? ’   

‘ i thought you were going to sleep forever. ’ 

‘ why don’t we take a nap together? we can be nap buddies. ’

‘ goodnight, baby. sweet dreams. ’ 

‘ you don’t get enough sleep. ’

‘ i’m going back to bed. ’ 

[pyrophorlc-blog]

I’m alive

[vhsmeme]

* soft tired prompts

‘ have a nice nap? ’

‘ you have sleepy stuff in your eyes. ’ 

‘ sorry for waking you, baby. go back to sleep. ’ 

‘ you’re exhausted, honey. ’ 

‘ time for bed, sleepyhead. come on, i’ve got you. ’

‘ was that a yawn? ’ 

‘ honey, that’s not how you make the bed. ’

‘ you slept for a long time. ’

‘ time to wake up, sweetie. it’s a new day. ’ 

‘ you’re finally awake. ’

‘ you stayed up past your bedtime again, didn’t you? ’   

‘ i thought you were going to sleep forever. ’ 

‘ why don’t we take a nap together? we can be nap buddies. ’

‘ goodnight, baby. sweet dreams. ’ 

‘ you don’t get enough sleep. ’

‘ i’m going back to bed. ’ 

[pyrophorlc-blog]

im here but I’m tired so I just wanted to tell y’all goodnight

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captain marvel (carol danvers) can’t beat superman.

[pyrophorlc-blog]

honestly catch johnny drinking cotton candy vodka at 7 in the morning

[veryfunnymemes]

[teenagecrush]

[rygos-deactivated20150329]

Anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.

[pyrophorlc-blog]

that feel when you see someone on the dash that makes you uncomfortable bc they haven’t been added to you blacklist yet.

[pyrophorlc-blog]

corruptedspider‌:

A low growl escaped his lips as he was shoved off of Johnny. It shouldn’t have bothered him too much, he was going way out of bounds lately, but this? There was no way that Parker was going to allow this to happen. Not when he was close (very close) to having everything line up into place.

“You’ll do as your told,” he said again, this time his tone a bit harsher than before. “Or i’ll do it for you.” It wasn’t a threat, it was a promise - one that Parker would ensure was done. It didn’t matter what it took, Parker would make sure that Johnny did exactly what he wanted… no matter the cost or price.

“The choice is yours, Johnny. Please make the right one.”

He didn’t like this. He loved Peter. Loved him with all his heart, that’s why he’d taken him in, of course back then it had been a different kind of love but that didn’t really matter right now. What did was that this was one of the first times he’d felt thoroughly used and even a little bit abused. Peter didn’t seem to care that this shit was killing him. 

His body shivered heavily, trying to bring his temperature back up and making a little progress, but within a few seconds he had shed the blanket entirely, shakily moving to stand and light himself aflame, sighing in relief at the rapid temperature shift, “I said no.” He muttered, “Now drop it, I’m putting my foot down, alright. I give you whatever you want but I’m not gonna let you kill me Peter. It just ain’t in the cards.” He was careful, making sure not to touch walls and to move himself around a little so that nothing could catch.

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@corruptedspider cont. x

His heartbeat was weak and his temperature was low, the drugs coursing through his system taking their toll on his body while they could, before they got circulated out and his system started desperately trying to repair itself, causing pain and ultimately (at least the last few times) leading him to take more of the drug, continuing the cycle. He took a shaky breath, forcing himself to sit up in the bed and pushing peter off of him before curling up against the headboard and wrapping a blanket tightly around himself, shivering heavily.

“N-no. No.” He said it more firmly the second time, the first having fallen flat, shaky and weak, god he felt like he was gonna be sick, and before this was all over he might be, “No.. I-- I can’t. It’ll kill me. I’m runnin’ cold already and I feel like I’m gonna puke,” Not to mention his muscles were plagued with a bone deep ache, he pressed against his bicep, trying to quell some of the pain.

He wasn’t doing anymore of that stuff. He was gonna dry himself, even if it meant getting Peter somewhere else to stay for a while.

[pyrophorlc-blog]

I have very much love in my heart and all of you are the recipient.