[[Video: a clip of technoblade riding a horse through a minecraft forest. he is saying
“-- can you say lesbian rights? i will say that. you see, uh, back in highschool when i didn’t have a huge ego, a lesbian referred to me as “actually pretty funny” and my ego’s been coasting ever since. so they’re alright with me, alright? basically i’ll die for them. you know men and compliments, they don’t ever recieve them, so. you get like, your one compliment a year, so i’ve been coasting off that ever since. “actually funny”. that’s my channel description, “actually funny”, let’s go. no one else has called me actually funny, so everyone else, no rights for you. no rights for everyone else.”
Lukey: Why Foolish?
Bad: Why Foolish?
Lukey: Mhm.
Bad: Y'know, sometimes, when two people... fight for so long, y'know... it stops becoming a fight and it becomes more like a dance. Y'know, you swing at them, they swing at you...
Lukey: Right.
Bad: And eventually it gets to the point where it feels like... y'know, when they hit you, it's like you've guided the blow there yourself, y'know?
Lukey: So you enjoy the battle?
Bad: Yeah.
Lukey: But don't intend on winning it, but to string it out instead?
Bad: I think playing the battle is how you win it.
Lukey: I see... So when I said there's no winners of war, you are winning through the war itself?
Bad: Yeah!
Lukey: Okay, I understand.
Fit: Thank you. Thank you for accepting me for who I am, Ramon. Yeah, let’s go, let’s- [realizes Ramon was writing a sign] oops.
Ramon: i’d accept u for anything 💚
Fit: Aw, thank you, Ramon.
Ramon: especially if u marry pac 😊
Fit: [Puts his head in his hands and leans completely off-camera, coming back up after a few long moments with a laugh] Of course, Ramon. If you desire it, child, it shall happen. Uh, but- but maybe more of like a– you know, like a long-term partnership, ‘cuz– Marriage is like a big commitment, Ramon! And there’s also like, tax implications, and like... Um, I would want to have a prenup, obviously, but…
Fit: I get really– I get really nervous in situations like this, Pac. Um–
Pac: Yeah, me too.
Fit: Do you wanna like, bring it in for a hug, maybe? Just like...
Pac: Yeah, no, yeah– I'm down for a hug!
Fit: Yeah, baby steps, baby steps! I'm working on myself, I'm working on myself.
Pac: It's all good, Fit. It's all good. 🫂💕
I know everyone clowned on poor cubito Fit for giving Pac a hug on their date instead of a kiss or something, but I honestly thought this was the sweetest possible ending, and it made me happy :')
[ Full Subtitle Transcript + (some RA commentary) ↓ ]
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I loved how patient and willing q!Fit and q!Pac were to match each other's pace. My age may be showing when I say this, but I really appreciated the slow and steady (or maybe I should say "baby steps") approach Fit and Pac used to depict their cubito's relationship. It felt more realistic, and this specific brand of queer representation really appealed to me. I love them a lot! :') 💕
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Pac: It's a nice sunset, right?
Fit: Oh, yeah... [He moves to the edge of the dock and stares at the setting sun in silence for a few moments] It is. Yeah, and like– especially with all the fish around, and...
Pac: Yeahhh, right? In the middle of nowhere... Yeah...
Fit: ...Yeah. Um– I- I get really like– I get really nervous in situations like this, Pac. Um, may- may–
Pac: Yeah, me too.
Fit: Do you wanna like, bring it in for a hug, maybe? Just like...
Pac: Yeah, no, yeah– I'm down for a hug!
[They embrace each other]
Fit: Yeah, baby steps, baby steps!
Pac: Baby steps.
Fit: You know, like I said, I- I- I got like... Uh– I'm working on myself, I'm working on myself.
Pac: No, yeah– it- it's all good, Fit. It's all good.
Fit: Yeah. [Laughs] No, thank you.
Pac: Yeah.
Fit: I- I- But–
Pac: [Pac falls off the dock] AY–
Fit: Oh no! Oh– No–
Pac: Ope– No no, it's all good! It's- it's all part of the... [He struggles trying to climb back on the dock] All part of the exper– You know? All part–
Fit: Uh, yeah, yeah! Yeah...
Pac: Fit– [Embarrassed laugh] Fit, oh Fit– Can I destroy a little bit of this? I'm sorry, oh my god–
Fit: Yeah, of course! It- it's just– It's a dock, you know, you just blow it up, yeah– We could destroy this all, if you wanted! Anything you want.
Pac: [Pac repairs the dock] Like this– Boom! Nobody saw it. Sorry.
Fit: Oh, nice. No, yeah– [Laughs]
I know everyone clowned on poor cubito Fit for giving Pac a hug on their date instead of kissing him or something, but honestly, I thought this moment was really sweet! I loved how patient they were, and how willing they were to match the other's pace. My age may be showing when I say this, but I really appreciated the slow and steady approach these two had to depicting their cubito's relationship. It felt more realistic, and this specific brand of queer representation really appealed to me personally.
Pac: Actually, I need to learn Portuguese too, as well as Richarlyson. He also needs to learn.
Richarlyson: [Hits Pac]
Pac: 'Cuz like– he sucks at Portuguese, to be honest! I think he's better in German than actually in Portuguese. I'm not even joking.
Richarlyson: YOU SUCK AT what?????????
Fit: Uh oh, uh oh– Don’t be disrespectful to your dad! Like–
Pac: Yeah, don’t say that Richas! [Pac punches him off the platform]
Fit: Oh no– Oh! OH! 😨
Pac: OH! …Ah, you know? If he dies, he dies. 🤷♂️
Fit: [Wheezes]
Pac: I’m just kidding, I’m just kidding!
Fit: [Laughs] Uh, I think– I think he’s dead. Oh, here he comes, here he comes.
Pac: [Tries and fails to punch Ramon off the platform] Oh, Ramon! Damn it, I tried to- to- [Laughs as Ramon turns around and starts hitting him] You know, actually– miscklick! Misclick! Miscklick! Wasn’t me! [Laughs] Richinas–
everyone who thinks most of these are inaccurate is crazy did you guys actually watch the qsmp? specifically roier's streams?? he talks about dick at least once per sentence get with the program
but fr the comedy of these and the reason i said look how funny the chat bubbles are is that they're an instant transcription/caption of, oftentimes, a moment that actually happened. tubbo actually said "this is why i shouldn't be a babysitter" and that chat bubble popped up over his head while he was lying on the train tracks with the eggs. instant comedy, and you don't even need to watch a clip to see it.
were there funny translation/transcription errors? yes, obviously, and some of those are here. but the real comedy imo comes from moments where the bubbles just show what someone was actually saying, which tended to be extremely funny.
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