Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

Students of QESA, beware. The Gossip Bitch is here and no secret's sailed.

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Fmk June,Tara, Charlotte

Easy to choose.

Fuck: June

Marry: Tara

Kill: Charlotte

Voila.

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Who are QESA's top 5 male and female hotties right now?

Girls:

Julia

Poppy

Rosie

Havana

Lauren 

Boys:

Theo

Nick

Dante

Finn

Noah

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Gossip Queen is here and I can’t wait to answer your questions! I feel like this time you’re not so boring. Just tell me everything or leave you confessions. Show me that you’re more interesting than you look. 

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I know you guys missed me, and how couldn’t you. Unfortunately for you, the feeling is not requited. Of course you can always change that and show me it’s worth wasting my time with you. Just send me the newest gossips and ask me questions. I’ll be here to give my opinion of whatever stupid drama you have. You can also send confessions, but before doing it just put “confession:” before it. Example: Confession: Gossip Bitch is the QUEEN. Game on.

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Don't you think it's kinda pathetic that Charlotte is crushing on Xav. It's so unrequited!

Anyone crushing on Xav is pathetic. Lets take a look at the evidence, shall we? Penny ended up like beaten down whore, and Sophia just got up and left without warning. It’s only a matter of time before Charlotte succumbs to the same fate, unrequited or not.

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FMK: Rosie, Nina, Mabel

Fuck: Mabel

Marry: Nina

Kill: Rosie

Fucking Mabel seems like the obvious choice, what else does she have going for her? And you seriously gave me step sisters to choose between? Well, I chose the better of two evils: Nina. Sorry Rosie, your bitterness will die with you.

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FMK: Havana, Hazel, Poppy

Fuck: Poppy

Marry: Hazel

Kill: Havana

Hazel would probably be the most loyal girl out of this group, but being married to her might just bore me to death. I had no problem killing Havana, I think everyone can deal without the Drama Queen. And fucking Poppy? I’m curious to see what everyone sees in her (you finally made the cut, Smith).

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Have you heard of anything new on the Dianna/Theodore drama? Seems like Theo is gonna get his ass kicked by Nate.

“Anything new? No. But I’ll be here patiently waiting for the glorious day Nate kicks his best friends ass because of his little sister, Dianna. Let’s hope Theo knows how to fight back because I’m ready for the drama.”

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FMK: Theo Wiktor KT

Fuck: Wiktor

Marry: KT

Kill: Theo

This was almost too easy. Sorry, Theo, but KT definitely deserves a spot on this list since life would be immensely cruel if his pretty face gets killed off after changing for the better. And Wiktor... well, I wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with that kid.

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FMK: Jesse, Ozzy, Finn

Fuck: Finn

Marry: Jesse

Kill: Ozzy

My poor boy, Ozzy... It seems like he has no avail next to Finn and Jesse. And why would he? Finn worked hard for his infamous reputation among the female population of QESA and Jesse -- well, I’m certain people would sell their poor souls to marry him. 

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FMK: Chanel, Nikita, Poppy

Fuck: Chanel

Marry: Nikita

Kill: Poppy

If I’d be able to fuck Chanel I might finally understand what’s the fuss about since it seems highly unlikely that Jude stays with her for her sparkling attitude. And Kiki deserves a chance to prove herself as the new girl, doesn’t she?  So my apologies, Poppy, maybe you’ll make the cut next time.

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FMK: Wiktor, Nick, Andre

Fuck: Andre

Marry: Wiktor

Kill: Nick

Don’t get me wrong, killing Nick might be a little harsh but I bet Wiktor’s a true gentleman, hence a perfect husband. And you know what they say about the quiet ones, right? Perhaps we should ask Bijou whether Andre truly is a freak between the sheets.

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FMK: Chris, Ozzy, Romeo

Fuck: Ozzy

Marry: Chris

Kill: Romeo

I’m sorry Romeo, but Ozzy can get it any time and passing a chance to fuck him should be illegal, whilst killing off Chris’ flawless face would be a loss for the entire universe and a general tragedy. Better luck next time.

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Is it just me or Poppy Smith is highly overrated? The girl is the same spoiled bitch she always was and I don't think she will ever change.

“Poppy who? She’ll be irrelevant as soon as she’s out of the hospital and fully recovered, and only time will tell if she’s truly changed or not. However, old habits die hard and I bet it’s only a matter of time before there’ll be another desperate cry for attention. So what will be next, Smith? A sex tape? Or will you come up with something that’ll actually manage to surprise me? Step up your game, dove, you need to deserve to be talked about.”

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Is anyone in for a little game of FMK? It’s been way, way too long. Send me three names of males and/or females, QESA bitches!!

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Miss Not Pretty Enough to be so dumb 2015?

Not Miss, but Mr. Rory Connors. Maybe it’s just his awful grammar that makes him appear dumb. And he’s definitely not pretty or charming enough to have that kind of speech. Still, there’s always potential in a bad boy.

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Most boring student in 2015?

Savannah Young, because I have to think very, very hard to actually come up with something that has happened for her last year. Nothing, right? Except from her little two-side crush on Owen, but that’s not the stuff I care about.