I don’t even want to stop
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I don’t even want to stop
You're not going to get out.
I know that's what you've been thinking. I've been treating you more like a lover. You think that because I let you sleep chained to my bed instead of on the cold basement floor that I'm going to get sloppy, that I'll start trusting you, that you'll have the chance to escape. I know how that brain of yours works. On some level you have to know the truth- you'll never get out of here.
You probably had a better chance of getting out before, when you were still a cold, crying thing in the basement, before I brought you upstairs to stay with me. I hardly cared, then, you were just another pet. A thing pretending to be a person that was just slow enough for me to catch. If you ran off or died or lost your marbles I'd just get a new one. Your cuffs were one-size-fits-all and the basement window has always been broken. You had a chance then. Not anymore. I'm more careful- you're special now. You made yourself irreplaceable.
You're padlocked to the wall when awake and the bed when you sleep. The chain is thick and your cuff is fitted perfectly. You're microchipped. You're cuffed and collared and branded. Its all permanent. Your captivity is permanent. I don't know why you delude yourself, you're not earning my trust. You're just making it so I never, ever want to let you leave.
I want to be so thin that I don't exist, it's not even about being pretty anymore
dry humping is jesus's love
オレ今日も元気です I’m fine also today!
let my nuts swang
ill punch you in the face and we can share a milkshake after
hear me out. camo trans tape
things to script
ITEMS ✶ HOGWARTS
⌗ a coin pouch with no end ; it takes money directly from your vault. (perfect for when you just need that new quill from flourish and blotts.)
⌗ a field guide ; like in hogwarts legacy, it records spells, creatures, and artifacts you learn about in detail. like a diary, but much cooler.
⌗ an enchanted hairbrush ; bad hair days? not anymore. this brush works faster than any charm—and it doesn’t yank.
⌗ a potion that sharpens focus ; have an upcoming test you’re not ready for? worry not! studying with this efficient potion will ensure you an O grade. (warning: people might start asking you for study tips when they see your O grades. use at your own risk)
⌗ a mood-matching candle ; bright pink for excitement, deep blue for calm—handy for creating the perfect atmosphere or warning people to tread lightly !
⌗ a snack pouch with infinite snacks ; the real MVP during late-night study sessions and those never-bloody-ending train rides to hogwarts.
⌗ a spellbook that adjusts spells to your level ; it knows your learning style and gives you suggestions and tips to make spells easier to master - think of it as your personal tutor—minus the lectures when you accidentally set something on fire.
⌗ a quill that changes color ; because highlighting is overrated, and rainbow notes are just more fun.
⌗ a floating candle lantern ; follows you around and provides light in dark spaces. useful for late-night reading or sneaking into the forbidden section.
⌗ a handwriting charm quill ; say goodbye to illegible scrawls and hello to essays that actually impress. this quill will ensure your handwriting stays neat, no matter how rushed you are !
⌗ a plant-care pendant ; alerts you when your magical plants need watering or pruning. (even the pickiest venomous tentacula will thrive under your care with this little lifesaver.)
oh my god i need to be sitting in someones lap like right now
lets unpack why you cant picture peter dating anyone...
lets talk about why exactly you think that mary (or any other character) is "too cool" to be with peter...
lets consider why you just can't separate fanon and canon peter while regulus/barty/evan are your favourite characters...
lets talk about it guys 😇
Let's made yourself the same questions but with Snape
hehe
so the post was actually not about snape
Lmao Morgan never change 😭
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i dont have time to deal with the annoying anti marauders snape fans that feel the need to insert themselves everywhere ✌️
can i blow smoke in your mouth after beating each other up in a forest while its dark and theres weird sounds around us