Things of which I can't

Just an average Work in progress

[t-s-n-deactivated20250205]

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

[pococurantina]

could you lie

[redjennies]

okay you know those posts that are like "this male character archetype would be better as a woman"? you know what we need more of? female loudmouth braggart hero antagonists. women who are cocky and comedically vainglorious and beloved by the public and also objectively suck so fucking bad. I'm not kidding. I don't care how sexist the audience would be about that. I want to see a woman who should be played by whoever the female equivalent of Nathan Fillion is.

[transcyberism]

no one ever did it like her

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[squeakitties]

blasts you with my placebo beam

[snepril]

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

[pisshandkerchief]

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

[mail-me-a-snail]

he's free now

[evahdestrvction]

DAWN // drag race al stars 11 'la toyas R us' runway for anon

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

[bed-bath-and-bazinga]

[big-bi-rakdos]

"Pim I don't - I don't really know if we're gonna be able to help him, man. He's like completely warped reality, and I think he made his wife a cop dude. Why dont we cut our losses and just GET out of here?"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[looceyloo]

Vraska fanart! I think she's neat :)

[guardianofscrewingup]

My favorite part of the movie.

[csleko]

I like the rock.

[despazito]

[hbhcgkycuovouoytftof]

This is great but it's missing the best part which is the top comment thread:

Commenter: But how did it taste?

OP: Bad

[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from. 

[sabertoothwalrus]

clocked back in to the chilshi factory, have more tallman au