ALLISON OBERLIN;

"Oh, b e a u t y q u e e n. It's only skin deep. It's only thin sheets. There's no audience. Oh, b e a u t y q u e e n. Something's telling me that you were never meant to be trapped in time."

[heardomra]

[qtallison-blog]

‘MMXXL’ Premiere “Tour” — 2O15. (focus on Amber Heard ♥‿♥)

[ericcallahan-blog]

You’ve got a lot to learn about me, Miss Oberlin. Really? Wow, well no… thank you for the opportunity to test my food out on other people. I’m so surprised that you liked them, if I’m honest. You seem like you’d be hard to please.

[qtallison-blog]

I’ll look forward to the extension of my knowledge on the one and only Dean... something. Oh, you’re very welcome and you should be proud of yourself. I’m flying back to New York for the summer, and you should definitely come along and let my parents taste your cooking. They know some high up chefs in the business. Also, I have no idea how you were able to get that water, so props to you. I do? Well, I can assure you I’m not.

[ericcallahan-blog]

That’s actually a good idea, but would require a lot of effort that I don’t believe I possess at this moment in time. If you haven’t noticed, it’s summer. That means relaxation and lazy days until September.

[qtallison-blog]

It does? Oh, I didn’t know, and I also didn’t know that you were so unproductive. Although I’ve got to thank you before I forget. The food at the shoot was great, so thanks. I’ll definitely be using your services again.

[madison--miller-blog]

Someone left some delicious lemon cakes on my bed with a lovely note. I’m not sure how this person got inside my dorm, but I’m starving so it’s much appreciated. Would you like one?

[qtallison-blog]

Oh, you liked them? Great! I really wasn’t sure if you’d enjoy them or not.

[ericcallahan-blog]

Someone wrecked the car that was parked right behind me last night. I’m either really lucky, or need to find a new place to park.

[qtallison-blog]

Close save there, chef. You should check the CCTV footage and find out who’s responsible, because if it was a targeted attack then you’ll be fine. It’s only if there’s a person that randomly wrecked that car, then you’d need to be afraid.

[nataliie]

Temporary amnesia. Don’t know why or from what… but I’m going to assume I went out and drank myself to sleep last night. No idea how I got to my bed though. Tucked in and everything.

[qtallison-blog]

I’d be scared if I were you, and check to make sure you still have your dorm keys.

[milliewtf-blog]

Are you sure? Oh, come on! I bet you’re not that bad.

[qtallison-blog]

I used to do ballet through middle school, I’m a top knotch dancer so I should probably just stick to what I know. Anyway, you sounded pretty good just by yourself.

[milliewtf-blog]

Want to sing it with me?

[qtallison-blog]

I’m not a great singer, but I can just sway in the background while you sing.

[milliewtf-blog]

So do I. I haven’t stopped singing it… except for now.

[qtallison-blog]

Well hey, feel free to carry on singing it.

[thursday]

[milliewtf-blog]

I’ve been crossing all the lines, all the lines. Kissed your girls and made you cry, boys. Saw your face, heard your name, gotta get with you. Girls like girls like boys do, nothing new.

[qtallison-blog]

I love that song.

[sexlife-e]

Amber Heard at the Magic Mike XXL European Premiere red carpet. [x]

[heatherhyfr-blog]

I’m a pretty good climber, I’ll have you know. 

[qtallison-blog]

Jesus, you seem it. So what’d you want? Can you really not get into your room, or are you actually trying to steal my shit?

[ericcallahan-blog]

Hawaiian Volcanic Water? …I, um… sure, sure.. I can get that, I think. No, I haven’t been avoiding her but even if I had it wouldn’t be hard to, she’s never here anymore.

[qtallison-blog]

You don’t know what Hawaiian Volcanic Water is, do you? Look, I’ll give you some links and names of stores that sell them. Well, then maybe it’s the first option and she just doesn’t want anything to do with you. By the way, I heard it was your birthday yesterday? I’ve made you something.

[frkillian-blog]

I meant here, so thanks for the other information. Does that mean you make clothes? 

[qtallison-blog]

You’re welcome. Yeah I do make them.

[tyler--dean-blog]

So in other words, I look awesome? I knew it.

[qtallison-blog]

Yeah, we can go with awesome, old man.

[ericcallahan-blog]

Sure, I could do that. Just tell me what you need and I’ll get it done. Um, sort of… I don’t know yet, she hasn’t been around much. Why thank you, I know.

[qtallison-blog]

Great, we’ll need healthy snacks and lunches. A lot of water, but not plain water. We need Hawaiian Volcanic Water. You don’t know if you have a girlfriend? Maybe she doesn’t want to be with you, and that’s why she hasn’t been around. Or vice versa... are you sure you haven’t been avoiding her?