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.srslykit:

This is something I’m gonna just have to trust you on… innit?

Exactly. Everyfing’s comin’ up Hudson.

.srslykit:

I feel like I should be nervous.

Ay? Nah! Nuffin’ to be nervous ‘bout, babes. You fink I’d ever do nuffin’ to upset you? It’s all gonna work out, honest.

#kit

.srslykit:

What are you up to, missy?

I ain’t up to nuffin’, babes! Nuffin’ bad anyways. Good fings, always good fings, init.

#kit

.srslykit:

… Is that your evil scheming face?

Dunno what you’re talking about, babes. I don’t ‘ave an evil schemin’ face.

#kit

.srslykit:

Um, a promise?

Yep. I just... reckon ‘e won’t be stickin’ around, init.

#kit

.srslykit:

No one you need to strangle, bubs. The baby bump and frizzy hair does a good job of chasing away anyone who isn’t, unfortunately, a cocky Canadian wanker.

Oi, none of that, yea? The baby bump is glorious, as are you. They’re all nuts. As for a certain cocky Canadian wanker, we’ll be rid of ‘im in no time. That’s a promise.

#kit

.srslykit:

I don’t want any of my girls getting their heartbroken. So watch out cute vets and skateboarding high schoolers, because I’m watching you.

An’ what about you babes? Ovva than cocky Canadian wankers, anyone I gotta protect your ‘eart from? I ain’t got no baby bump but that’s what God gave me ‘ands for, init.

#kit #ooc: when daisy Murders phil

.srslykit:

You know I always welcome Daisy-lovin’.

Also if you’re reading this, know I will kill you with my baby bump if you break my barmy bezzie’s heart.

Well, lucky for you we ain’t in short supply!

Kit! Stop threatening ‘andsome vets! I don’t fink Reuben could break my ‘eart even if ‘e tried, babes! ‘Ow ‘bout we stay focused on makin’ sure Beau ain’t getting ‘er ‘eart broken, ay!

#kit

.srslykit:

Psht, no. Hush up and just let me love you.

YEAH, NICE PUPPY ADOPTING BOYFRIEND DATING WEATHER @ REUBEN

Uh, let me love you.

KIT!!! Bloody ‘ell. Reuben, if you are readin’ this, then ignore my barmy bezzie and continue about your day, babes.

#kit

.srslykit:

You can’t screw anything up, actual frustratingly flawless human being.

Wait wait wait, hold up. So is he your boyfriend?

You lookin’ in the mirror again, babes?

No! No! I ain’t sayin’ nuffin’. I was jus’ sayin’, I ain’t gettin’ ahead of myself or nuffin’, but should ‘e choose to date... someone, not necessarily me, I reckon ‘e’s the cute, animal adoptin’ type... init. ANYWAYS. Nice weather today, init?

#kit

.srslykit:

HEY HOTTIE VET, MY BEST FRIEND THINKS YOU’RE PERFECT. DON’T SCREW IT UP.

I hope he buys you puppies.

Kit! Be’ave! ‘E won’t screw it up. ‘Ere’s ‘oping I don’ screw it up, ay?

Puppies! Ay, not to get ahead of ourselves or nuffin’, but buying puppies is totes a cute boyfriend move.

#kit

.srslykit:

Speaking of which, how is everyone’s fave handsome vet?

Still gorgeous, still a total sweet’art. Babes, ‘e’s, like, well perfect. I know this is the internet an’ all that, but still. ‘E’s well nice, proper sweet, init.

#kit

.srslykit:

Ohhhhh. Sounds right up your alley. Did you ever go on it?

Oh, nah, babe! I reckon I was about 12 when it ended, ya know. Still, don’t fink she’d ‘ave ‘ad much luck wif me! Not that I’m doing so bad now, but still!

#kit

.srslykit:

Cilla who now?

Ay? Oh, blimey. Canadian, duh. Well, Cilla used’a do this show called Blind Date, init. And, well... name sorta speaks for itself, don’t it?

#kit

.srslykit:

it’s like… public service.

Well, exactly! I reckon I could make a livin’ outta this stuff, ya know. Finding love for uvvas, an’ all that. Jus’ call me Cilla Black! Only, uh, don’t.

#kit

.srslykit:

I mean, I don’t think so. Especially when you have big sisterly affections towards one of the teenagers in question.

That is true. Beau is basics your family, and you’re my family... So I reckon we should do ‘er a favour and get ‘er a date wif this boy, don’t ya fink? It’s the right fing to do, ain’t it!

#kit

.srslykit:

It’s a precautionary song choice! My Little Pony? The fuck? Here’s hoping he doesn’t have a creepy horse fetish.

Init, i’m proper wif you on that one, babes. ‘Ere, do ya reckon it’s weird to try an’ matchmake two teenagers? Askin’ for a friend, obvy...

#kit

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