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| 20+ | any pronouns | self indulgent corner |

[hertzmahlzeit]

NOT sfw bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/hertzmahlzeit.bsky.social

NOT sfw twt:

https://x.com/hertzmahlzeit?t=zvhY0c8SrrRk7USMKaGTLw&s=09

[hertzmahlzeit]

tasteful censor of a bsky piece

[hertzmahlzeit]

changed username to hertzmahlzeit !!

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[snarkspawn]

ok I saw this the other day and immediately was like !!! blade !!! lmao so I had no choice but to draw this. my hands were tied

[aaabatteries777]

Yqy is actually lucky he has erectile disfunction so he doesn’t pop one every time Shen Jiu glares at him in a meeting

[eternalgirlscout]

a while ago I read an omegaverse fic where part of the premise was that the guy had like, abnormally long and intense heats, which as you can imagine was used for horny reasons. but it was a fairly grounded omegaverse setting as far as it goes, and I could not stop thinking "he has pornworld endometriosis and needs to see an ΩBGYN"

[stargazingisgay]

shen qingqiu and luo binghe pov btw

[cogumelodejeans]

Happy Valentine's Day for Hakari! ⋆˙⟡♡

[hertzmahlzeit]

where yo clothes at

[snarkspawn]

ok I saw this the other day and immediately was like !!! blade !!! lmao so I had no choice but to draw this. my hands were tied

[hertzmahlzeit]

pussy from a guy who weird and unnerving somewhere on bsky

[valend]

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

[daggerdoggy]

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

[rhinco]

ughhhh the two guys i kidnapped and tied up together in my basement aren't even developing any sexual tension they're just crying and whimpering 🙄🙄🙄 fuck my stupid fujo life

[kindrehd]

meal time

[samuraseiichi]

i cant stop playing currency wars