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I did not draw the pic

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Satan would be unnaturally warm and lucifer would be unnaturally cold.

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I think satan wouldn't be the biggest fan of breasts and I don't know why. Beel on the other hand absolutely adores them.

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Lucifer: *getting out of bed to do some work*

MC:

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MC: *staring at Satan in terror*

Satan: what?

MC: you are reading a dictionary as if it a story! That is terrifying!

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Solomon has that top notch vine energy. That is why he is a wizard and a shit cook.

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Satan/Belphie: MC are you ready?

Lucifer, reading peacefully: are you three ready for what?

MC: causing more shit!

Lucifer, falling out of his chair to stop them: nO

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I would like to see a MC with the personality of Ron Swanson. The chaos would be amazing because Ron doesn't like the government, so being in love with people in the government would be hilarious.

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MC: *singing a song*

Lucifer/Satan/Barbatos: MC what are you doing?

MC: *squishes his cheeks and kisses him then goes off again*

Lucifer/Satan/Babratos: that wasn't an answer but ok

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Mammon: *crying* why would you leave me like this? I need you!

MC: I'm going to the kitchen-

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For pride month I present to you what I think the obey me brothers are ( sexuality/romantic attraction/gender identity:

Lucifer:

Bisexual with a 50/50 preference

Mammon:

This man is pan as hell

Leviathan:

Ace, omni though, I think he would have a preference for guys (don't ask me why). He is also trans

Satan:

Ace, and biromantic, he also has no preference

Asmo:

I think he's pan and genderfluid

Beel:

He is pan and would love you at all cost

Belphie:

He's giving me ace vibes, he's also giving me non-binary vibes, couldn't tell you about his romantic attraction though

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Satan can't say anything to do with genatils. He just can't. I would find it funny to try and get him to say it becaus he will try his best to not.

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Lucifer: MC why do you have a cat?

MC: oh satan turned into a cat, and he was cute so I let him lay on my lap!

Mammon, bursting into the room: GET OFF FROM MC! I WAS THEIR FIRST!

*insane hissing*

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Trans ftm MC: when I was younger, all the girls said I had really nice eyelashes. They also joked that only boys had that nice eyelashes!

Lucifer: and they were right

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MC, giggling: why are you looking at me like that?

Mammon who hadn't realised he had been staring at them: what? Me? No! *Going bright red*

MC: *does the weird laugh thing that makes you sound like you're trying to cough up a lung*

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Lucifer: why did you stab them?

Satan: it's what they said to me

Lucifer: what did they say?

Satan: what are you gonna do? Stab me?

MC, in the corner: that is fair reasoning

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I would like to see a MC with little to no fear and when Lucifer and MC fight, he's just given them a death threat and they just go 'kill me then'. I just think that would be funny.

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MC to Solomon: have you ever been told that you look like *celebrity*

Solomon: no they normally tell me I look like Solomon

MC: who the fuck is that?

Solomon: me