Sorry about the cracks in your window. That’s my bad… on a completely unrelated note, my head kinda hurts. Where can an anomaly get some medicine? [Intro!]
Well, hey. This blog is really self explanatory. I’m a neutral anomaly, woop woop. Is that what you wanted to know??
That’s me, the tailless green cat! I look so cool here.
My lawyer is advising me to share some info about myself so, here:
I don’t have a name. Well, not one that I can remember, anyway. Just call me whatever. Also I would like you to use it/she pronouns (it preferred), but I’m chill if you don’t.
I really like coffee. And, no, before you compare me to that serial killer, I only come to the hospital because Animalbucks™ is closed. Please offer coffee.
I don’t have eyes. I type by bashing my head on my keyboard. So there may be typos. Sorry guys, not my problemmm….
DNI:
Lisbeth. Or anyone else trying to take photos of me. You all know anomalies hate that.
Yeah, there’s not much else to this list. Basic tumblr dni stuff, yada yada.












