JEGUS MOTHER OF SCREAMING FUCK.

WELL, HOLY SHIT! LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE! ANOTHER DUMBSHIT HUMAN WANDERING LOST-- UNSURE OF THEIR FEELINGS. IS IT PITY OR IS IT HATE? FEAR NO MORE, YOU PATHETIC TOOL! I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU YOUR DAILY ALLOWANCE OF SANITY IN THE FORM OF MY QUADRANT ADVICE-- BECAUSE APPARENTLY MY WORD ON THE MATTER IS FUCKING LAW. DON'T QUESTION IT. // This is both an ask/advice and a roleplay blog for Karkat. Please bear in mind that if you ask for his help HE WILL MOCK YOU, but he will genuinely give his best advice afterwards. It's just how his screwy brain works. I don't belong to a group so anyone can hit me up. If you need the mun's advice on a matter, I am entirely open as well. No gif or picture is mine. Ever. I guarantee it. And I am willing to give artists their credit if something I've posted does warrant it and I have not yet added that detail. Let the games begin.

[angsty-askboxmemes]

I want you to kill my muse in the most twisted, explicit manner you can conceive of. If I'm too horrified to post it, you win.

[cicidraws]

why

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

MUN UPDATE!

Mun is either having surgery tonight or tomorrow! Activity is wacked out right now! But this is an emergency so yeah. it comes first 

[takaratime]

how porrim became a rainbow drinker

if it’s true that kanaya became a rainbow drinker because the blood player kissed her, then kankri had to have kissed porrim somehow

[homestuckhysteria]

Last post I swear! XD lol

[condesenpai-blog]

I was the Roxy on the bottom left! 

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

'Fading to Dust'

Gamzee eye widened, looking at the red splattered mess of a troll in front of him. Oh shit. For a moment, he can’t seem to move. His head is spinning and he’s having such a hard time keeping himself from falling, you would swear that he was the one losing blood. But no. There was no mistaking. The bright, red blood splattered all over it’s owner. God, there really was so much blood, which usually never did bother the Capricorn, he was pretty used to it by now. Except that it was his blood. “W-What the motherfuck happened to you?” he asked, a strange sort of quiver in his voice as he approached Karkat. “Y-You’re hurt up real motherfuckin’ bad.”

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

The Capricorn’s eyes widen a little bit. God, that wound is huge. There’s a tingly sensation of panic starting to fill im, making it all the harder to hold ih footing. “Shit.” What happened? Did he want to know? Probably not, it would only terrify him more. He was afraid to even touch Karkat. There was always the fear of hurting him even forther. Still though, leaving him like this would just be worse off for the other, wouldn’t it. He decided that yeah, it would, taking a few shaky steps towards him.

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

Karkat could feel with every twitch of his muscles the blood pour from his wounds. His mind began to spin as he forced his elbows against the ground in an attempt to sit up. As this happened, the young troll creased and moved the wound. The gash simply gushing at the attempt. "Ah... fuck... I'm gonna be ok," he lied.

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

'Fading to Dust'

Gamzee eye widened, looking at the red splattered mess of a troll in front of him. Oh shit. For a moment, he can’t seem to move. His head is spinning and he’s having such a hard time keeping himself from falling, you would swear that he was the one losing blood. But no. There was no mistaking. The bright, red blood splattered all over it’s owner. God, there really was so much blood, which usually never did bother the Capricorn, he was pretty used to it by now. Except that it was his blood. “W-What the motherfuck happened to you?” he asked, a strange sort of quiver in his voice as he approached Karkat. “Y-You’re hurt up real motherfuckin’ bad.”

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

Karkat couldn't seem to get enough air. He was gasping and he wanted to write- the pain was so bad. Wanting to was one thing but he just didn't have the ability. He couldn't roll from side to side or shield the huge gash in his stomach from open air despite their trembling to do so. Karkat was scared though he wasn't likely to say it out loud, for pride and agony. A tear or two had already slipped out but he refused to give into sobbing. If his lights were going out he was going to go out strong. "G-Gamzee... I.. can't breath," he choked, unsure of what else he could say of his condition. 

[littledogpress]

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

Basically this blog

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

I want the K

11. Vampire Kiss:

((hhhh neck kisses tho))

Gamzee smiled at his friend, his head resting on his shoulder as he did. He was just being lazy, mostly, too much to bother to hold up his own head. But at the same time, Karkat’s neck was really warm and it led him to snuggle his face up against it, forcing the collar to the Cancer’s sweater away so that he could nuzzle against his skin. Smiling against his neck. He stood like that for a minue, gently kissing his friend’s neck, even daring to add a few nips after a moment. Dumb ass. He never knew all that much about personal space, did he? 

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

Gamzee smiled again, leaning slightly into the feeling. “You said if I was gonna do all that to do it some place it wouldn’t be gettin’ seen. Where you thinkin’ that would be?” He was humming with his words, casually.

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

Oh... Wow, oh shit.. That is what it sounded like wasn't it. His eyes flickered over him somewhat nervously. "UHHH... PROBABLY SOMEWHERE UNDERNEATH MY SHIRT.... AND BEHIND A CLOSE DOOR," he spat out quickly, adding the second bit in case he had the urge to try it right the fuck now. 

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

I want the K

16. Angel Kiss:

To give someone an angel kiss, kiss them very gently on their eyelids or on the spot right next to their eye, using just your lips. It’s a very romantic way to wake someone up or say goodbye.

Karkat sighed at the dead weight in his lap, the sleeping troll was curled into his lap in a brief moment of dead silence and peace. The cancer had taken vigil, promising to stay with him and wake him at the first signs of a nightmare, and it didn't take too long.  After a few long hours, the clown began to whimper and send small honks from his lips, a little bit louder and louder. Finally, the smaller one pressed a gentle, delicate on his eyelid. "WAKE UP...," he whispered, very tender with waking him from such a brutal dream.

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

I want the K

11. Vampire Kiss:

((hhhh neck kisses tho))

Gamzee smiled at his friend, his head resting on his shoulder as he did. He was just being lazy, mostly, too much to bother to hold up his own head. But at the same time, Karkat’s neck was really warm and it led him to snuggle his face up against it, forcing the collar to the Cancer’s sweater away so that he could nuzzle against his skin. Smiling against his neck. He stood like that for a minue, gently kissing his friend’s neck, even daring to add a few nips after a moment. Dumb ass. He never knew all that much about personal space, did he? 

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

Oh but of course Gamzee wasn’t letting that slip right past his thinkpan. “Like where?” he asked with a chuckle, really only half joking. God damn it Gamzee. He leaned his head onto Karkat’s shoulder again lazily, waiting for a response.

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

"LIKE WHAT?" Karkat had already let his thoughts slip through his thinkpan and leave him, not understanding what he was going on about now. His hand moving up to stroke a hand through Gamzee's hair petting quietly.  

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

I want the K

11. Vampire Kiss:

((hhhh neck kisses tho))

Gamzee smiled at his friend, his head resting on his shoulder as he did. He was just being lazy, mostly, too much to bother to hold up his own head. But at the same time, Karkat’s neck was really warm and it led him to snuggle his face up against it, forcing the collar to the Cancer’s sweater away so that he could nuzzle against his skin. Smiling against his neck. He stood like that for a minue, gently kissing his friend’s neck, even daring to add a few nips after a moment. Dumb ass. He never knew all that much about personal space, did he? 

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

He nodded, glancing down. He fucked up. “There’s some bite marks but it ain’t bruised or nothin’ can’t really see them all so motherfuckin good unless you’re lookin close for ‘em..” He bit his lip. “Sorry brother.”

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

"IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO THAT SORT OF SHIT THEN YOU CAN DO IT SOMEWHERE THAT HAS ZERO CHANCE OF GETTING SPOTTED. YOU GOT THAT?" Karkat hissed at him, hardly catching that it sort of insinuated that this sort of activity could continue, but only in an exclusive fashion. 

[callousisms-blog]

"GO BACK TO SLEEP."

"What makes you think I’m tired? I can stay up awhile longer, alright????????"

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

Karkat let his lip twitch into a soft smile, though he tried to hide the majority of it from her. “WANT ME TO PUT A ROMCON ON OR SOMETHING? TO HELP YOU STAY UP?”

[callousisms-blog]

She rubs her eyes, yawning softly. “Yeah, whatever… Is there one that his Nic Cage in it? Normally I’d know, 8ut I don’t watch girly movies like you…”

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

Karkat grunted, looking over at her. "FINE... I'LL LOOK IT UP BUT NO PROMISES. I KNOW IT WAS SOMETHING THAT JOHN SHOWED YOU AND BY DEFAULT THAT MAKES IT TOXIC TO CRITICAL THINKING," he spat, working on satisfying her.

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

I want the K

11. Vampire Kiss:

((hhhh neck kisses tho))

Gamzee smiled at his friend, his head resting on his shoulder as he did. He was just being lazy, mostly, too much to bother to hold up his own head. But at the same time, Karkat’s neck was really warm and it led him to snuggle his face up against it, forcing the collar to the Cancer’s sweater away so that he could nuzzle against his skin. Smiling against his neck. He stood like that for a minue, gently kissing his friend’s neck, even daring to add a few nips after a moment. Dumb ass. He never knew all that much about personal space, did he? 

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

Oh. Wow, he wasn’t about to get chewed out? Or at least it hadn’t seemed like Karkat was going to start yelling at him. There was a soft chuckle from Gamzee, foillowed by a shrug. “Naw, but you got the shit to keep it covered even if I had gone down to be doing all that shit at you, you dig?”

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT," he cried, pulling away a bit more. Not sure if he's more upset because Gamzee got him flustered and feeling stranger or if he's genuinely upset about the possibilities of marks on his skin. Karkat let his shaking hands stroke along his neck. "FUCKING SHIT."

[callousisms-blog]

"GO BACK TO SLEEP."

"What makes you think I’m tired? I can stay up awhile longer, alright????????"

[callousisms-blog]

"Very true. Any experience you have with him seems to end with you screaming louder then usual." She smirked, enjoying her verbal jabs towards Karkat.

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

"OH PLEASE, JUST LOOKING AT YOU AND I FEEL READY TO SCREECH. SOMETIMES THAT FACE DOES IT TO ME, YOU KNOW?" Karkat shot back, running his hand through his hair. "WILL YOU JUST GET HIM TO STOP TALKING TO ME?"

[callousisms-blog]

"Hahaha! I will, okay? Don’t get so upset a8out one little comment for once! I’ll take care of him." She stretches her arms, trying to get relaxed again after her little nightmare.

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

Karkat let his lip twitch into a soft smile, though he tried to hide the majority of it from her. "WANT ME TO PUT A ROMCON ON OR SOMETHING? TO HELP YOU STAY UP?"

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

I want the K

11. Vampire Kiss:

((hhhh neck kisses tho))

Gamzee smiled at his friend, his head resting on his shoulder as he did. He was just being lazy, mostly, too much to bother to hold up his own head. But at the same time, Karkat’s neck was really warm and it led him to snuggle his face up against it, forcing the collar to the Cancer’s sweater away so that he could nuzzle against his skin. Smiling against his neck. He stood like that for a minue, gently kissing his friend’s neck, even daring to add a few nips after a moment. Dumb ass. He never knew all that much about personal space, did he? 

[theogoniccacaesthesia-blog]

He shrugged. For a moment, he just smirked at the other’s reactions, kissing along his neck ans still peppering a nip or suck here and there. He did come to his senses after a minute or so though, cheeks flushing. “Oh uh.. I guess they ain’t, are they..?” he muttered, pulling off of him. “Oops. Sorry, not all so sure why I got doing all that motherfucker.”

[quadrantadvicekarkat-blog]

It felt like, at least for moment, that the other was simply ignoring his request for that to stop, but he didn't do a thing about it. Karkat's hands clasping to brace the clown as the bites and nips and sucks continued if only for another second or so a breathless whimper leaving him. "YOU BETTER NOT... HAVE FUCKING LEFT A BRUISE."

[ifoundhiminthecaverns-blog]

Mun Update

More tests tomorrow. It looks now that surgery still might be a thing that happens by Monday. My gallbladder’s functionality is called under question and this is just crap.