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Ophelia wandered into the library looking for some books on herbology, mostly to help her study for her next exams. As she scanned the aisle ends for which ones would hold the subject, she felt herself collide with another. “That’s… fine.” Ophelia answered hesitantly, not sure how to take the following comment. “Um, I guess I don’t. Blue does wash me out a smidge.” She looked down at her robes, distracted and trying to figure out what she meant. She thought her just being taller than average was enouh to make her stand out even a little.

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Paisley knelt down and picked up her book. “Sorry, Phea. I didn’t mean it like that. You look fine, you just blend in with the books behind you.” She glanced at the surrounding shelves. “What book are you looking for?”

#om

rpmemesyo

Anonymously or not, tell me who you ship my muse with.

sentencestarters-and-asks

Send a space thing for questions

Planets: Life

Mercury: What’s your full name?

Venus: What’s your first language?

Earth: Where’s your home?

Mars: What’s your sexuality?

Jupiter: Do you have any siblings?

Saturn: Any pets?

Uranus: What’s your hobby?

Neptune: When’s your birthday?

Pluto: What time is it right now where you are?

Moon: What are you currently studying/hope to study?

Stars: Experiences

Sun: Have you ever had alcohol?

Sirius: Have you ever failed a class?

Rigel: Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster?

Deneb: Have you ever been out of your home country?

Arcturus: Have you cried out of something other than sadness?

Betelgeuse: What’s something you can never forget about?

Aldebaran: What’s something you care desperately about?

Canopus: Have you ever broken a bone?

Bellatrix: Have you ever been forced to lie/keep a secret?

Alphard: Have you ever lost a friend?

Vega: What’s something you’ve done that you wish you hadn’t?

Constellations: Favourites

Centaurus: Favourite holiday?

Orion: Favourite month?

Cassiopeia: Favourite book?

Delphinus: Favourite study?

Hercules: Favourite instrument?

Gemini: Favourite song?

Pegasus: Favourite place to be?

Libra: Favourite colour?

Phoenix: Favourite thing to wear?

Aries: Favourite movie?

Cygnus: Favourite weather?

Hydra: Favourite sound?

Galaxies: Love/Friends

Milky Way: Who’s your oldest friend?

Andromeda: Do you consider yourself social?

Black Eye Galaxy: Do you believe in love at first sight?

Cartwheel Galaxy: When was your first kiss?

Cigar Galaxy: How’s your flirting skills?

Comet Galaxy: Have you ever had to leave a relationship because someone changed too much?

Pinwheel Galaxy: Would you date the last person you talked to?

Sombrero Galaxy: Do you have a crush right now?

Bode’s Galaxy: Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Sunflower Galaxy: Would you date/make friends with someone out of pity?

Tadpole Galaxy: Would you deny a relationship/friendship?

Whirlpool Galaxy: Have you ever cried over a breakup?

Other stuff: Wishes

Comet: What’s your big dream?

Asteroid: What does your dream life look like?

Meteor: What’s something you wish you could tell, but can’t?

Nebula: If you could undo one thing in your life, what would it be?

Shooting Star: If you could bring back one thing, what would it be?

Pulsar: What do you hope to do in the next 10 years?

Supernova: What’s one thing you want to do before you die?

Quasar: If you could spend the rest of your life with only one person, who would it be?

Wormhole: What’s something you wish would happen, but know won’t?

Black Hole: What’s the last thing you want to see?

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Paisley was wandering around the library, looking for something interesting to read. A fourth year had accidentally been practicing “Densaugeo” on some innocent first years. After sending sending the victims to the Hospital Wing to get their rapidly-growing teeth back to normal, she disposed of the fourth year’s sugar quills and Bertie Bott’s Beans. She would have stayed and worked on assignments, but she couldn’t stand the noise in the common room. She came to the library looking for some peace and quiet.

After searching for a bit, her gaze landed upon one of her old favorites. The Tales of Beetle and the Bard. She used to read it all the time when she was younger. It had been years since she had even touched a copy of the book. She retrieved it from the tall shelf and immediately started reading it.

She had all but memorized the layout of the Hogwarts Library, so she wasn’t really paying attention to her surroundings as she started to walk to a table. She didn’t notice when someone crossed her path, so she walked right into them. She dropped her book when she collided with the other student, “Oh!” she exclaimed. “Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going. You don’t exactly stand out in your school robes. No offense.”

#gmhrpstarter #(ignore the mic lol)

Anyone at Hogwarts you admire?

“That question could be interpreted many ways. Do pets count? I assume you mean romantically, since everyone from the firsties to the paintings seem to be talking about someone’s love life. So, no not really. Not enough to fuss about at least.”

#answered #Anonymous

“Go ahead, ask away.”

*crushes a waffle in front of you*

“Fuck off.” Paisley rolled her eyes. “I am so not in the mood.”

#answered #Anonymous

♒

“♒ - A conflict my muse had while dealing with their family, either resolved (and written in retrospect) or unresolved (and written in frustration of the event).”

Date:

I’m not even going to take the time to date this bullshit. It’s not like I’m gonna forget when this happened. And yes, I do realize that simply writing the date would take much less time then writing out my personal commentary. Raise your hand if you give a shit. Oh, right. You’re an inanimate object. You can’t. Pity.

Dear diary:

Dear bullshit inanimate object that can’t give me any input on my problems so why the fuck am I even writing this

Dear diary:

Fuck off. Was that harsh? I’m not sorry. Bad day is an understatement.

My sister left for North America today. Now both of my siblings are on different continents and that leaves me alone with my parents. Great. I guess I shouldn’t complain too much. It’s not like they’re abusive or something. They’re just assholes. And I have to live with them. Well, I guess I don’t have to, but running away isn’t in my best interests.

It sucks that the only things I actually want to do with my life can’t ever be guaranteed to happen. Like how I want to be a professional quidditch player. What if I’m not good enough? What if I get injured and can’t play? Or my childhood dream of becoming an actress. Once again, what if I’m not good enough? What if I flop at an audition? I’m not gonna let myself end up stuck with some lame ministry job, but if I can’t get a spot on a team or a part in whatever I audition for, that could leave me at home for who knows how long.

I don’t even know what started my hatred for my parents. I just can’t fucking stand them. They belittle me and talk to me as if my vocabulary consists of 10 words, but treat me like I should know how to perfectly concoct Felix Felicis.

Isn’t writing down your feelings supposed to help you? It isn’t helping me. Why the fuck am I even doing this?

Maybe I’ll go for a fly through the grove.

Or do some target practice with a few new spells.

Or kick a tree.

#diary #cunninglittlehart

➵

#mh #(i wish there were more options to bold)#cunninglittlehart

angstmemes

Send me one of the following for a journal entry from my muse.

♔ - An entry about a day my muse felt particularly good on, perhaps because they won something, learned something, met someone special, etc.

☢ - A day my muse felt incredibly bad on, because they let themself down in some respect (e.g. they failed at something they tried very hard for).

☤ - An entry my muse wrote on struggling with a physical or mental illness.

☠ - Mourning the loss of someone dear to them (either to death or other causes).

✈ - My muse has just moved houses, jobs, schools or is staying somewhere new for a while and describes how this makes them feel.

✉ - An angry message my muse wrote down after a heated argument with your muse. (Either directed at your muse or not.)

♒ - A conflict my muse had while dealing with their family, either resolved (and written in retrospect) or unresolved (and written in frustration of the event).

✂ - A message my muse wrote after not having written for a while, possibly because they lost the journal or because they have been busy with other things. (Feel free to include part of the previous entry for perspective.)

♋ - My muse writes about yours. Perhaps the first time they met, or an event that was particularly important to our muses’ relationship.

✆ - Someone read my muse’s journal and my muse rants about how that made them feel and whether they knew who it was and have confronted them etc.

roleplayers-ink

Send me ➵ and I will bold all that applies to your muse

( adapted from dw’s heart meme. )

dragons-rpmeme

My muse is is about to eat a snack. Send 'Nom Nom Nom!' to steal my muse's snack and eat it right in their face to see how they react.

✗ - Adrian

Paisley was startled when Adrian pulled her in. She smirked as she melted into the rough kiss. “What was that for, Agust?” She asked when they broke away. “Don’t let the paintings find out,” she chuckled. “They’d have a field day with this.”

#aa #(i don't have a kissing gif for my fc)#Anonymous

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Send a word.

[cloud] - What does your character see in the clouds?

[poetry] - Does your character like poetry?

[vehicle] - Would your character rather have a boat, a plane, or a car?

[dance] - What song gets your character up and dancing?

[food] - What food does your character usually have for breakfast?

[dream] - “What is a common dream they have?

[animal] - What animal are they most like?

[friend] - Who is your character’s best friend?

[letter] - Three favorite things that start with [choose a letter].

[sugar] - What’s their favorite way to be sweet?

[fear] - Three things they are fearful of.

[shopping] - What is their shopping list like right now?

[drink] - Coffee or tea?

[tears] - What is a movie that makes them cry?

[alarm] - Does your character have an alarm set? Why?

[song] - Five songs your character is listening to right now.

[phone] - Last text your character received and sent.

[recipe] - What is something they can cook well?

[hero] - Who is someone they look up to?

[wardrobe] - What is your character wearing right now?

[promise] - What was the last promise they made?

[color] - What color scheme does your character relate to?

[cliche] - Three cliches that describe your character.

[complain] - Three complaints your character has.

[gratitude] - What are they thankful for?

[cartoon] - If they watch cartoons, what is their favorite?

[time travel] - Where would they go if they could time travel?

[schedule] - What is their daily schedule like?

[lies] - Two lies and one truth about your character.

[network] - Use a generator to make a mock social network page.

[wish] - Three wishes they would make.

[interview] - What would your character be like on a job interview?

[unsent] - Write an unsent letter to someone your character knows.

therpmemesthething

Send ✗ for my muses reaction to being grabbed by the front of their shirt/collar and kissed hard on the mouth

Send ‘oof’ for yours to be grabbed by the collar and kissed instead.

Text (Aurora & Paisley)

Aurora: I put in honey powder before the slick grass

Aurora: It blew up

Aurora: :')

Paisley: uh oh

Paisley: good work Aurora

Paisley: the explosion only ruined the cauldron, right?

#al

Text (Aurora & Paisley)

Aurora: I have decided that I'm gonna throw a cauldron out of a window

Paisley: that sounds fun.

Paisley: why?

#al #(i turned the text answer thing into a chat)

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