はじめまして🌺

Text posts and humor blog. San Antonio, Tx. My puppy is my life. Dm me for my porn blog, I do not post myself. Call me Izzy. はじめして、アセベドさん です。おなめわですか？

[alanaisalive]

(this thread)

Had a bit of a rant this morning. Gender is a construct and biology is a joke. Trans lives matter.

[twitblr]

They wanna make it as difficult as possible

[snlgifs]

[gifprincess]

[thegirltobreakthespell]

me everyday at work

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[thesassyducks]

This duck learns how to get up the steps by watching his human friend 

(via)

[eelizabit]

[praetorqueenreyna-deactivated20]

“Now I want to tell you a story about a terrible conversation I had at the dog park once.” 

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[ltkarinkoenig]

covid-19 commercials

[justcatposts]

so happy this video exists

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[highasaklaus]

[babyanimalgifs]

You can tell when my old boy saw me 

(via)

[justcatposts]

Cuteness under the blanket 

(via)

[thesassyducks]

Two years in a row my dad has been visited by a couple of ducks. They nest and lay eggs in the garden and have successfully raised ducklings each year. This is him preparing for this years brood. 

(via)

[chananderlandersalamander]

this video has disrupted my every waking thought for the past three days

[caainhurst]

my favorite transcriptions of his yodel

[bogleech]

I can’t keep up with how many good ass observations people are pouring out lately.