[barelybalthazarr]

Welcome back demolition lovers

[lethalwizard]

blue eyed freak: your husband moved on gemma you should fuck me

gemma, KNOWS mark would be screaming and crying over her for a minimum of five years: i am going to kill you with this chair now

[cowboyhatesithere]

Imagine going to eat a HAM with your boyfriend that you FORGOT and his HUSBAND and you don’t even know that you tried to kill your ceo’s DAUGHTER and your friends had to eat a MELON at your funeral because they had no BODY to bury

[ophelias-gh0st]

Kier Eagan be like “No guys that wasn’t me you saw jacking off in the woods, it was my evil twin brother”

[cat-peach]

i wanted to practice anatomy but i was also like “bucky”

[shortkingviktor]

diego hargreeves has exactly one solution to everything.

[nimloth87]

*violently throws happy feels at you*   This is for my bro, eponymousgodofmischief. She’s been waiting for something like this since forever (sorry), and I’m now sufficiently traumatised to deliver.

I don’t think I’m ready for Hawkeye #22, hold me.

[homunculus-argument]

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don't bite me!

the dog: I'm at work! I'm doing so good at being at work! I'm barking because my handler gave the sign 'bark'! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I'd make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn't enjoying it! I'm barking!

[shamolock]

[distraughtlesbian]

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

[suitfer]

domestic!samsteve during halloween!! i’ve been planning this since august 

[byjove]

I’ve seen this new trend of girls posting videos like “I hate my boyfriend for bringing all of his stupid boy things into our apartment when we moved in together 🙄” and then pictures of his hot wheels collection or a Halloween skeleton or an extremely cool pirate flag. Give him to me you do not deserve him.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Especially when she shows it juxtaposed against her decor which is all like beige lampshades and live laugh love signs

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[highasaklaus]

Household Composting Survey

Thank you for taking the time to complete this survey. The information gathered will be used to build my final presentation for my sustainab

Hi all! I’m currently working on one of my final projects for school and trying to get a variety of people to fill out this survey. The goal of my project is to identify barriers to composting and develop solutions to make it a more commonly practiced household activity. It’d mean a whole lot if you guys would take the time to fill it out! all responses are anonymous and questions are optional! Thanks in advance💛💛

[murderagainstthetowncross]

I'm living for all these "Bucky fell in love with Captain America twice" posts however all I can think of is Bucky saying it and Sam being like "Omg I never knew you felt that way about John, I gotta go tell him"

[koshercosplay]

Idk why but villains with standards will always be the funniest thing to me. like you’ll get someone who will take absolute pleasure in doing the most vile things but paying their minions less than minimum wage? how dare you insult their honor. there’ll be a guy who just loves terrorizing people but if you say something sexist about his sidekick he’ll punch you in the throat and step aside with glee to let her pummel you. villains who are like “murder is fine generally but if you’re a homophobe then I’ll tie you to a boulder and catapult you into the ocean”. Idk there’s just something innately hilarious about a villain who is very definitively bad, like extremely morally reprehensible, but like there are just certain things that even they won’t stoop to, thereby implying that those who do are worse

[iapislazuli]

aang going into the avatar state