duda

she/her • 20 • brazilian

[macaulaytwins]

Crush by Richard Siken // Two Girls in Bed by Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec // “Washing Machine Heart” by Mitski // David Altmejd // Wasted by Marya Hornbacher // Embrace Painting by Peter Wever

[dewdropdwelliing-deactivated201]

gets personally offended when someone refers to rain as “bad weather”

[babblebunny]

I’m calling this segment

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Just Ace Things *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[volcainist]

[andremichaux]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S but make it 2020 [Part 1]

*Parts 2 & 3 can be found here and here.

[hkdoodless]

It’s Zoro’s day!

[lizzy-bennet]

Deleted Tosche Station scene from A New Hope

[brendanadkins]

uh

[leupagus]

OK I have like mutliple questions

a) who dis

2) why does he look like mustacheod Mads Mikkelson

III) what is happen

?) ARE THEY BOYFRIENDS?????

[ohgodshesloose]

AHEM! *dons his lore cape*

This is Biggs Darklighter, Luke’s best buddy growing up on Tatooine. There was a big chunk of story cut from A New Hope where Luke looks up at the sky, sees the Star Destroyer and Princess Leia’s ship shooting at each other in orbit, and jumps in his landspeeder to tell his friends like an excited puppy.

He arrives at Tosche Station (from the infamous line “But I was gonna go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!”) and is surprised to find Biggs there, who had just gotten his certification from the Imperial Academy (mentioned in the line “That’s what you said when Biggs and Tank left” when Luke was trying to coax Uncle Owen into applying). Luke drags everyone outside to look but by that time the two ships have stopped shooting, so they write it off as Excitable Dumbass Luke getting his dumb hopes up again and go back inside.

It’s worth noting that Biggs takes the first look through Luke’s binoculars and says it’s probably just a freighter refueling. Having been to the Imperial Academy he’d know damn well what a Star Destroyer looks like and that having one in orbit over Tatooine means Srs Bsns is afoot. But he doesn’t mention this and lies, probably in an effort to keep Luke from going “ZOMG ADVENTURE!” and trying to get involved.

When everyone else inside, Biggs and Luke go for a walk and Biggs lets Luke in on a secret: he and a bunch of other Academy grads are going to mutiny and defect to the Rebel Alliance the first chance they get. Luke basically goes “GEE WHIZ!” and Biggs shuts him up. He explains that this is stupidly dangerous and is going to make him a wanted man if he survives, so this is the last time the two are probably ever going to see each other. Luke still doesn’t Get It yet and is mostly envious of all the excitement and adventure Biggs is about to embark on.

Fast forward past: Luke discovering real and innocent people get murdered by the Empire (courtesy of Uncle Owen & Aunt Beru’s smoking remains), finding out that dashing rogues can really just be selfish, trigger-happy assholes thanks to Han Solo, and watching the man who opened his eyes to a bigger universe get killed by the monster who Luke thinks murdered his father. His boyish naivety has taken quite the beating. But as he gears up to help attack the Death Star, who should he run into but his best buddy Biggs! How bad can war be when your best friend is at your side?

… oh.

Biggs gave his life to protect Luke, physically blocking Vader from shooting his best friend for as long as he possibly could. Between that, the reassuring words of Obi-Wan, and the timely return of Han (who Chewie threatened to tear the arms off of if they didn’t go back), Luke learned a critical truth: the universe was a lot darker than he ever realized, but no matter what there is always hope.

[oldmanyellsatcloud]

Wow, that actually adds a TON of emotional depth to that sacrifice, too. I never knew that.

[thehappyfangirl]

reblogging for this amazing commentary

[ooksaidthelibrarian]

There is something to be said for reading the novelisations of the movies because those were written after the scripts and contain those deleted scenes.

[arabellas]

[shesnake]

Bong Joon-ho on the specificity and universality of Parasite (2019)

[palmettios]

neil: i love murder mysteries

andrew, trying to impress him: i’ve been a suspect in, like, four murder cases

[quantumcat]

you know when you can’t write something down because then it’s real 

[velvetvetiver]

I fucking HATE what we have to do for money. I hate capitalism. I hate that we have built entire systems worshipping numbers that don’t fucking mean anything. I hate living in a world where these figures can be the difference between life and death. I hate that these numerical values are how we measure our worth. People kill for money, they work until they can barely stay standing for it, they debase themselves to the point of dehumanization just to earn a little extra. I have lost a disgusting amount of time, energy, and life to the mandatory pursuit of money in order to survive and exist with dignity. I’ve had enough.

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[isharaytaoshay-deactivated20180]

FUCK. HEAT.

[blisslai-remade-deactivated2020]

broke: the foxes getting mad at kevin for forgetting to put on subtitles while watching french shows

woke: the foxes getting mad at kevin for forgetting to put on subtitles while watching anime

[caffeinanity]

enlightened: foxes getting mad at neil with every new language they learn that he knows when he forgets to put on subtitles

[grxceblqckthxrn]

My worst fears about the TID TV show:

Making Jem and Will rivals and fight for tessa

ruining jessamine's character development

making Henry more "manly"

make jem and will jealous of each other

making tessa a damsel in distress

if they ruin Jem's character in ANY way

giving Nate a redemption arc (this one is debatable but personally I liked how he died)

pitting jem and will against each other

If they ruin any of Charlotte's achievements in the books or make her character seem weak in ANY way I wont even give this show a chance lmao

I wouldnt be surprised if they removed either Gabriel or Gideon from the story entirely or got rid of the Benedict plot line even though it's pretty important

but if they do keep both of the brothers in I'm 100% sure they'll fuck up at LEAST one of their characters (probably gabriel)

they're probably gonna erase either Thomas, Cyril, Agatha or Bridget's character there's very little chance of all of them making it in to the show

if they make magnus and camille an actual couple and try to make us ship them 🤢🤢

the tessa/sophie friendship is so underrated as it is and the show will probably ruin it lmao

if they ruin will and jem's friendship I'm literally gonna cry :')

they're probably gonna change up will's backstory a lil it's just a gut feeling (like erasing one of his sisters or smt)

bonus: we're gonna have to deal with the wessa/jessa fan wars all over again

feel free to add on because there's so much that can go wrong

[mathfairchild]

If they make Henry completely useless and stupid to make Charlotte look better as a strong, independent woman

If they sexualize Cecily since she's 15

If they unnecessarily sexualize anyone else underage

If they make Will's assholeyness a genuine part of his personality

If they erase or butcher Will and Cecily's Welsh heritage or Jem's Chinese heritage

[aelin-herondale-whitehorn-deact]

- if they erase Tessa and Will’s love for books

-if they get rid of Will keeping Tessa’s notes for Nathaniel

- if they get rid of the train scene in Clockwork Prince

- if they don’t include Magnus walking in on tessa and will on the balacony

- if they make the appearances of the character’s wrong 

- if they mess up Jessamine’s character arc

- ruin ANY romance

- erase Henry and Magnus working together to make the portal

- erase the comedic genius Magnus Bane and Woosley Scott’s iconic lines

- get rid of the importance of the clockwork angel

- try to make us pity Mortmain somehow??

- if they erase Tessa’s heritage and how it’s important, plus how it all happened with Adele and a certain demon

- if they don’t put in alyosius starkweather

- if they don’t put in the development of Gabriel

- lightworm

- the epilogue. they have to include it and have a full circle event with Tessa,J em, Blackfriars bridge. And maybe have a narrator or someone say the last line of the book because it’s SO GOOD.

- if they can’t accuratley fit eachh book in one season, spread it out over 2, or even 3 seasons so w have accuarcy.

- keep episode names the same as the titles of the chapters in the book, and have the poem snippets like fade on and then fade away on the screen before the episode starts

- bridget’s songs

-Gideon’s proposal and the scones

- ‘You must really like that horse’

- Camille’s necklace that Magnus gives to Will who gives it to Cecily who gives it to Anna and it eventually ends up with Izzy

basically anything and everything could go wrong, and it’s sad

[palmettios]

the foxes as rick riordan chapter titles

andrew: Pleased To Meet You. I Will Now Crush Your Windpipe

neil: Hello, Paranoia, My Old Friend

see also: I Hate Signing My Own Death Warrant

kevin: My Friends Protect Me By Telling Me Absolutely Nothing. Thanks, Friends

allison: Pigtails Have Never Looked So Frightening

nicky: I Bid Farewell to Erik, Erik, Erik, and Also Erik

aaron: Never Ask a Dwarf to “Go Long”

renee: Let’s Play Frisbee With Bladed Weapons!

matt: I Did Not Ask For Biceps

dan: What’s A Guy Gotta Do to Get a Standing Ovation?

betsy: I Psychoanalyze a Goat

wymack: I Have Bad News and—No, Actually I Just Have Bad News

abby: Suprises All Around, Some of Them Even Good

bonus:

riko: I Am Saved From Certain Death By Being Killed

[jeanneil]

goD like im so fucked up over the idea of andrew and neil giving each other forehead kisses like

neil starts it b/c three inches taller is the perfect height to kiss andrew’s forehead

it starts as just another thing neil does during their iconic makeout sessions

(or like, you know)

(when they’re done)

but then neil starts doing it other times and andrew is just like ?????

neil will give him a forehead kiss before leaving for class in the morning

or right before bed

andrew pretends that he thinks it’s the most annoying thing ever, but he really really secretly loves it and how it slowly just becomes neil’s go-to form of affection

it takes a while for any of the other foxes to notice since it’s a pretty intimate gesture, so there aren’t really that many occasions for them to see it

months after it started, they finally see it when neil goes to ask andrew something during a scrimmage and before he turns to leave he just kisses andrew’s helmet (!!!!!!)

allison makes an unbelievable amount of money

they all think that they will never see andrew return the gesture in a million years 

but one day after a game the press is super nasty to neil and pull up way too much shit from his past

he holds it together until he gets back to the locker room but then he can’t breathe and the room is spinning 

and andrew just shoves him up against the wall to keep neil from collapsing, with one hand on his neck and the other flat against neil’s heart

“neil, stop. fucking listen to me, you’re fine, you’re safe here, it’s okay”

neil does calm down after a minute and just looks exhausted and worn out as he refuses to make eye contact with anyone but andrew

everyone thinks andrew is going to step away now that neil is fine but he doesn’t

he presses himself up on his tiptoes

and grabs neil’s face between his hands to pull it down a little

and kisses his forehead