I'm a lot better at twitter

And I'm not all that great at twitter

[boufannoo-deactivated20210615]

[sheenabobeena-deactivated202105]

I have a bad case of pregnancy brain but is this guy saying breastfeeding in public and urinating in public are one in the same?!

[taliabobalia]

girls pee out of their boobies right

babies eat boob pee right

[brendanadkins]

[boufannoo-deactivated20210615]

[befrecktaling]

smile more

[brendanadkins]

Christ, I did not realize how much the tops of our faces look alike when I took this. If not for the telltale snapback you’d only have Kat’s superior eyebrow game to go on

[despicablewench]

do u ever just think about the fact that molly weasley saw HARRY POTTER, the boy who defeated voldemort, and went “i’m gonna knit this kid a christmas sweater”

[goblinfish-deactivated20250327]

what i love thinking about is in the book ron says he told his mum that harry wasn’t expecting any christmas presents and that’s why she sent him them and knowing ron can be a bit scatty/oblivious he probably didn’t mention it til like two days before christmas so i just like to think of molly sitting up all night knitting harry his sweater and baking him homemade fudge or whatever because she’d be damned if she’d let harry go present-less at christmas

[wheeloffortune-design]

Or maybe Harry is just as dismissive. Like, Ron is dreaming aloud of him mom’s homemade fudge and asks Harry what he wants and Harry shrugs “the Dursley never give me anything, last year I got a half-used eraser” and Ron is like 0_0  because what, no one is going to give a gift to his new best friend? So he takes poor Errol telling Percy it’s an emergency and Percy’s like no! and Ron’s like HARRY NEVER GETS CHRISTMAS GIFTS YOU GIT and Percy’s like Oh. Ok. Write mom. And Ron’s letter is mainly MOM HARRY NEVER GETS CHRISTMAS GIFTS FROM HIS MUGGLES WHAT DO I DO and then it’s December 23 at night and Arthur is ready to go to bed and sees his wife get the yarn and the knitting needles out again and Honey I thought you were done? Did we get another child while I was at work? YES, she answers, furious. Ron’s new friend, little Harry. If I get this done by tomorrow morning I can make a batch of fudge and send Errol back with it. And that’s when Arthur Weasley realized they did get another kid when he wasn’t looking but, honestly, once you went past the five kids mark you stopped counting.

[nudityandnerdery]

“ Did we get another child while I was at work?” “YES”

[pluckyyoungdonna]

WEASLEY APPRECIATION POST 2K16

[brendanadkins]

If you ever want to watch a human being’s face do exactly the thing demonstrated in the gif below, just walk up to me and say “Molly Weasley”

[brendanadkins]

the momfriend: (is very gentle and comforting, carefully and calmly helps you work out the root of the issue, gives you lots of space and the affection you need)

the sisterfriend: (pushes you over) alright nerd what do i need to beat up for you? a boy? your feelings? do you need me to punch your feelings?

[johndarnielle]

have you ever had the day that you sing about in Up the Wolves? ("a day when you feel better / you'll rise up free and easy on that day") i want to believe it can really happen.

It does happen and it will happen. In my own experience you don’t notice that it happened until a while afterwards but I am sure mileage varies considerably on this question. But on the question of whether the day comes or not I am very confident. It comes. Though we worry that it won’t, and feel pretty sure that it won’t, somehow it does. 

[starbornkit]

i was reading the star wars manga and i’m losing my mind over bishounen chewie

[smiling-face-withface]

BACES

[boufannoo-deactivated20210615]

[dangerousfeminism]

[brendanadkins]

SIELLBA

LELEM

YAX

[trionerd]

steve: sorry tony, you know I wouldn’t do this if I had any other choice. but he’s my friend.

tony: so was I.

[secretdiatribe91]

Bill Nye “The Kickass Guy”

[tonydowler]

Starbucks cup

[brendanadkins]

Tony fixed it guys

[badkidsjokes]

Qestion

qestion: whats a pirates favourite letter anser: fffffffffffffffffffffffffff hahahahahahahahaha

[smiling-face-withface]

SPEAKEEE

[brendanadkins]

SALVADORDALEE

[idiopathicsmile]

so it turns out it’s really really hard to think of an actor who would make a great batman

recently got drinks with some friends and we talked about it for a long time but came to no agreement

that said, i stand by my answer with total, uncharacteristic confidence: 

kristen stewart.

kristen stewart for batman. the script stays totally the same, no winky acknowledgements anywhere, but just kristen stewart is batman.

kristen stewart in a tux at a party. kristen stewart dressed as a bat, scaling a building. kristen stewart rolling her eyes at the riddler. 

somebody start a letter-writing campaign

[polytropic-liar]

Okay, so, I hear this. Trust me I hear this loud and clear. But I’d like to add, if I may, something to this very important conversation:

Kristen Stewart as Jason Todd instead.

Just think about it friends. Kristen Stewart removing her red helmet and shaking out her unevenly chopped hair. Kristen Stewart doing that collar thing with her leather jacket on her motorcycle. Kristen Stewart glowering–smouldering, even–over the barrel of a gun, conveying with her grip and her eyes that her ambivalence about the actions she is about to take only fuels her sullen rage.

“Don’t do this,” deadpans Charlize Theron!Batman in her throaty voice behind the mask.

“Jason, no!” cry Zoe Saldana!Dick Grayson and Lupita Nyong’o!Tim Drake.

But she does.

[idiopathicsmile]

hm yes an interesting counterpoint!