negative space

nothing to see here. carry on.

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My travel underwear and sock packing formula is as follows: one set for every day + 1 extra in case something traumatic happens.

Nobody asked. But I need casual observers to know.

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My brother and I with the jokes

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Made my first chocolate cake from scratch. I messed up the frosting though. The cake itself is awesome.

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Me: online dating LEGEND. This is how you flirt, ladies.

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The height differential between couples at lesbian dance parties reminds me of a middle school formal.

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I wonder if the lesbian community will ever be held accountable for killing bow ties?

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Wild child @ pyramid scheme in Grand Rapids, Michigan

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Spring sunrise over Lake Michigan

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Type writer at air b&b in Grand Rapids, Michigan

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Read my 5-star review of Girl Mans Up by M-E Girard

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Drops something between seat. Looks down. Moves boob.

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Being vegan is easy when you don’t have a sophisticated palate.

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I bought this vacuum off of a bearded fellow in a parking lot. After 30 USD was exchanged, I went home to discover it didn’t work. BAMBOOZLED. That was a few weeks ago and I’ve been smiting the hairy stranger ever since. May his blurry midnight walk to the bathroom be littered with legos and despair. Before throwing the vacuum away, I thought I’d take it apart and clean out all its components. It didn’t take long and Mikey overcame her rightful fear of the device to help. It totally works now but the wheel is a little squeaky.

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Spent $20 on Jackson galaxy cat toys and Mikey likes the twist ties that the Comcast modem came with better.

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The Girl Scouts could sense that it was payday and I was ambivalent about gym attendance.

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