SON OF A BITCH

Hey there! hehe, my name is Lollie (or Laura) and i'm 16 years old! i Live in the United States! check out my about page to get the full details on who i am xD NAVIGATE MY BLOG Ask About me! Archive COSPLAYS/FACE

[fyhoco]

Have a great day <3

[quantumshiboogie-blog]

PERFECT LINK OMFG <3

[barebackinq]

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it in

[riijuu]

i cant believe how true this is 

[seriousjones]

this is a matter of opinion

[memewhore]

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

dude 1: hey bro, im out of protein shakes, cum in my mouth

dude 2: okay but what are the magic words

dude 1: no homo

[salam-maypeacebeuponyou]

girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for a cute outfit?? u can borrow some my clothes if u want!! are u hungry?? wait 10 minutes i’ll make u dinner!!

[quantumshiboogie-blog]

Me: *can't find Next Page button on a person's blog*

Me: *adds /page/2 to the url*

Me: I'm in

[jessielou24-deactivated20160630]

I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it.

(via bl-ossomed)

[barefootdaisies]

Someone take me on a cute ass date please.

[actuallycrying-deactivated20190]

Fuck you I’m an art student I don’t do math

[cartel]

[followmehome-deactivated2014070]

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

[toddisawarlock]

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

[mtrench]

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

[saintsinner-asstral]

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

[alwayssomewherebound]

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

[wsswatson]

[baby cries]

me: somebody stop it before i do

[kitten cries]

me: this is the most heartbreaking thing that has ever happened to me

[ulibeanzz]

its embarrassing being a happy crier. also an angry crier. definitely a sad crier too. actually you know what im pretty much just always crying 

[sillybro]

IF THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU WHEN YOURE PLAYING MAKING FACES ON POKEMON AMIE YOURE A LIAR

[exeggcute]

the joke is on you I love being rickrolled and I love 80s one-hit wonders

[sludgetears]

i only have two emotions

yeah man

nah son