The Yamiest of Bakuras

I'm King and I'm very passionate about Yugioh He/Him ☆ Ace/aro Icon by @wifiwuxians! [fandoms in About]

[nefer-itja]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[lysimachias]

happy 'that weird mutou kid' monday

[jisuto]

[panashunic]

someones been robbing my local asian grocer

[sleeqingleifs]

[craneace]

[yuhnkonj]

[panashunic]

Dragging cursed amulet owner blog into the trenches of yugioh tumblr has been hilarious to witness

[tarositos]

[bossnori]

[tenderwulf]

you want me bad, you want me back (but you don't know what that means)

[millennium-sketchbook]

Pet responsibilities

Based on a tweet by @thisone0verhere, I don’t have tweeter but I thought of the conspireshipping boys immediately

[messywebz]

Blowin bubbles for tachi

[hard-times-paramore]

Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.

Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.

[xenosaurus]

today’s worldbuilding project is a superpower setting called “fortress and the damsel”. Fortress and Damsel are people, the two most significant reality-warpers currently active.

Fortress constantly generates an aura of safety, which keeps the people within a certain radius from getting hurt. Like, survive a nuclear strike level protection. It covers miles, so she can easily protect an entire community just by being there. She has some degree of ability to manipulate it, and has been known to shrink the radius to just cover herself if you try to force her to be somewhere, so people “court” (read: lavishly bribe) her to keep her around.

Damsel is in the complete opposite situation, because her power grants anyone trying to rescue her from a dangerous situation with whatever powers they need to succeed. You can win a whole war that way if you can get the right people to keep her prisoner. Just like Fortress, she’s a hot commodity, but instead of obscene social influence, she’s in hell.

The inciting action is somebody trying to use Damsel to kill somebody within Fortress’ radius, only for Fortress herself to show up and go “hey baby, want to be safe forever so nobody can use your power ever again?” and run off with her.

[xenosaurus]

This is a very different narrative depending on if you’re watching Fortress and Damsel or if you’re watching the rest of the superpowered community.

For the two of them, it’s a romance between two people who have been treated like objects in very different ways! Damsel is having a grand old time being spiteful and flaunting her new situation while Fortress lavishly indulges her.

For everyone else, this is the nightmare scenario. Fortress isn’t a superhero, she’s a free agent that can shut down everything from police raids to intercontinental bombings, and she takes bribes! Damsel has the only known superpower that could beat her, because if Fortress was threatening her in some way, reality would shift so she could be rescued.

And instead of serving as an emergency backup against Fortress, Damsel has disappeared into the safe zone to learn how many orgasms she can have before she passes out. There is no contingency plan for horny lesbians.

[shadowrealmfm]

Yami Bakura, introducing Ryou: This is my better half.

Ryou, introducing Yami Bakura: This is my bitter half.