[peteneems]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[whitepeopletwitter]

[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[unclefather]

me: okay, now what does the word “duck” start with?

my daughter with full confidence: 

[slimetony]

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

what halsey song is this

[valtsv]

forget best posts of the decade, what's the WORST tumblr post of the decade?

[valtsv]

nevermind don't answer i already know

[valtsv]

i don't even mean this in a "lol fandoms cringey" way, the sheer secondhand embarrassment radiating off this post transcends any of the actual content in it and encompasses this website as a whole, and the fact that at least over a hundred thousand people thought this was the peak of humor at the time is enough to convince me that it deserves to be preserved as a grim reminder lest we repeat the sins of the past

[the-minecraft-funnies]

“Bee buzzes happily” is the only subtitle that matters in this game

[ruinedchildhood]

[letsallgotothelobby]

Silenced. 

[stoic-space-wizard-deactivated2]

[kineticpenguin]

[polyglotplatypus]

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

[polyglotplatypus]

ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds. 

(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Yes this!

Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)

And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).

Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).

Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.

Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.

You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.

Not even a little bit.

[angeredthoughts]

@tamberland

[zetarays]

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

[angelfire115]

[goawfma]

this the dopest thing i’ve seen in  a while

[warpedpuppeteer]

One of my favourite Youtube videos to watch is by Corridor Crew. They have this series of VFX react videos where they give great insights into what vfx artists do. It’s fantastic. 

[carnival-phantasm]

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[unclefather]