Roman Holiday

Makenna St.James (+). Twenty-five. CEO of St.James Enterprise. "All at once, everything is different" (This is a roleplay blog. Follow at your own risk.)

[parker-sutton]

#you are just a huge puppy #aren't you?

[parker-sutton]

.. Okay, I can admit the whole man-child thing but I’m not agreeing or admitting anything else but that. Everything else you said is blatant lies.

Yes..no..maybe. I don’t know. Me being a puppy doesn’t mean I get taken advantage of. I’m not stupid, y’know. You’re lucky you’re pretty because you’re such a terrible person.

[queen-kenna-blog]

Don’t worry, there are always girls with maternal instincts and mommy fetishes for you. Or are guys your thing? Are you sure? I feel like I need to take advantage of you to prove a point, but that would be so awful of me, and see not a bad person, but you forgot rich. I am pretty and rich.

[queen-kenna-blog]

MAKENNA ST.JAMES, MOODBOARD

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.” ― Bernard M. Baruch

[parker-sutton]

#you are just a huge puppy #aren't you?

[parker-sutton]

I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear or see a word of that. I refuse to live in a world where people hate puppies. It’s madness, I tell ya. Madness.

Even if we do look a like, I’m still more adorable and I probably don’t give off the whole ‘I’m a huge tool’ vibe. Unless I secretly do give off that vibe and I just don’t know about it. ..Shut up. I so can be badass. I’ll show you.

[queen-kenna-blog]

Oh, God, you didn’t! You are a man child! You can’t just run away, Parker. It doesn’t change anything. There are people who hate puppies. And I feel like I just told a child Santa is not real.

Wasn’t the point to be a huge tool so people don’t take advantage of you? You can’t give that vibe even if you tried. As said before, you are just a huge puppy jumping around all of us. No, you can’t, but I love to watch your failed attempts.

[parker-sutton]

#you are just a huge puppy #aren't you?

[parker-sutton]

Who the hell in their right mind would kick puppies though? I mean, like actual puppies or man-child puppies. There are truly some wicked people in this world, damn. Cameron is such a pretentious sounding name and the fact that you basically implied that people want to punch him makes me think he’s sort of a tool. Don’t laugh at me. It could be thing. I could be a badass. Have more faith in me, dammit.

[queen-kenna-blog]

I can name a few people. Not everyone is a puppy lover and tree hugger, Sutton.

And I just said that you can pass as he. What does that say about you? Of course I laugh at you. I must find some happiness in this world! And no. You couldn’t. I think you would have to die and reborn a few times to get even close of a badass level.

[parker-sutton]

#you are just a huge puppy #aren't you?

[parker-sutton]

People usually want to punch you in the face but I rely on my puppy-ish ways to save me from getting bruised up. Should I just avoid everyone while I’m here? Go into hiding? Maybe I’ll change my name to Ben Dover or something. It’s witty, it’s sexual. Hey, hey, hey! I could be a cutthroat actor. Don’t underestimate my ability to be ..cutthroat. 

[queen-kenna-blog]

Do you know that mean girls kick puppies, right? The new groove is the bad boy, since James Dean, I guess. Maybe. Hm, there is this guy, Cameron, that you could pass as, but I am pretty sure that would increase your chances of getting punched. Ha, yeah. Thanks for the laugh.

[parker-sutton]

#you are just a huge puppy #aren't you?

[parker-sutton]

Oh god. Should I be expecting people to punch me in the face or something? Maybe I should consider taking some self-defense classes. Oh, oh, oh. Maybe some karate. That seems fun.

[queen-kenna-blog]

Did you really come from New York? Because people there want to punch you in the face all the time. Here it is not the same, but people will still want to punch you in the face, especially if you get their auditions. And we both know you are just too nice to be a cutthroat actor, Sutton.

[parker-sutton]

#you are just a huge puppy #aren't you?

Pretty much. People love puppies. The cuter I am, the less chance I have of being completely friendless.

[queen-kenna-blog]

What about people wanting to punch you in the face?

[inthenameofsephiroth]

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

#wtf is sinceriously?

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

Oh, I’m sorry. I should be more open to incest. I wasn’t aware that being against it was me being to sugary, psssht. You know, if one day you go missing and Clark is the main suspect, I’ll remember this conversation cause I will know you planned the whole thing. Smart girl.

[queen-kenna-blog]

Is it really incest if I didn’t even know I had a brother? Just because we shared the same blood, it doesn’t mean jackshit, does it? Besides, he was very gay. Like super gay. And I meant the story was too sugary and sweet. That is not very me. If one day I go missing and Clark is the main suspect, he will be dead within a couple of days. Don’t worry. That is just how much I am loved.

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

#wtf is sinceriously?

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

This is all getting a little too incesty for me so I’m just going to pretend that we didn’t discuss anything relating to what we just spoke about. How the hell is that disgusting?! You weren’t meant to find that disgusting, most people go ‘awww’ when they hear that story.

[queen-kenna-blog]

Don’t be such a prude! It is too sugary. I even do that when Clark is overly sweet. I also threaten him with Chicago and Gone Girl ideas. Besides, I am not people.

[queen-kenna-blog]

kyle-vaughn said: DO YOU MEAN ME? AM I THE BABY KANGAROO?

YES, YES YOU ARE.

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

#wtf is sinceriously?

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

 … Alright, a couple things. Firstly, you hit on one of your siblings? Do I want to know this story? Although, I am a little intrigued by it but deep down, I really do not want to know. Secondly, did you just really quote a Taylor Swift song? I would judge you but I’m judging myself more for knowing it was a Swift song. Yes .. and no. I haven’t been with Spence ever since high school, if that’s why you’re asking. I’ve probably been in love with her since then but I was stupid and really didn’t notice that I was. 

[queen-kenna-blog]

There is not much to know. He was gay, I didn’t know he was my brother. I hit on every hot human being. And of course I did. Miss Swift is the biggest thing right now and I am trendy. What kind of It girl do you take me for? Awnnn, that is so disgusting. I think I just got diabetis. 

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

#wtf is sinceriously?

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

That’s what she wants you to think. You don’t know what she’s really like. I lived with her, remember? She’s the female version of the devil basically. She likes to destroy the little people. ..I’ll remember that. I might need a lawyer to take all of her money or something. Too late, you’re on the list. There’s no way whatsoever to get off that list. But if it makes you feel any better, the first person on said list is my girlfriend and when I do get married to her, I don’t plan on getting divorced like—ever. So I probably won’t even get the chance to marry the hundreds of other people on the list anyways.

[queen-kenna-blog]

So? Isn’t that all a part of the sibling rivalry? I wouldn’t know. I sort of hated one of mine and then I hit on the other. Oh, darling, I am the nightmare dressed like a daydream. Charlotte and I. She is a carnival around us, and you still say you wouldn’t marry me. You would be so screwed. I mean, literally, because you’d be a fuck boy, but if you behave, I would be nice. Please, don’t put me with the commoners. I am too good to be true. I feel sorry for you. Aren’t you with like just one person ever since your high school or something? Or did you taste around before you circled back to the blondie? Shit happens. I don’t think people plan on getting divorced.

[queen-kenna-blog]

#I missed my invite

You and I in a boat sound like an orgy waiting to happen, Drew. Next time I will make sure to call you.

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

#wtf is sinceriously?

[braxton-taylor-deactivated20150]

Oh, god. She totally would. She’s evil like that, y’know. I’m going to be stuck on the street now because of her. You think I can sue her for something? I don’t know what, but I’ll find something and then sue my own sister. I want to marry everyone. I mean, I can’t—but that doesn’t mean I don’t like to imagine myself just marrying a bunch of people. I’ll just add you to the 50 page list of people I’d like to marry in my life time. 

[queen-kenna-blog]

Please, she is like a puppy. Cute, funny, everyone likes to watch videos of her falling. She would never let you live on the streets. But I can always hook you up with my lawyer, he is great and can win any case. Really? Why? Marriage is a serious thing. I don’t want to be on that list! I am too exclusive for that.

[couldthisbetrue]

[triponbroknbeats]