Wow Im Pretty Gay

Bisexual queen who slays life

[lady--hen]

Leaf goddess

[uks-gifs]

[thepotentialpolyglot]

when you talk to a native speaker who uses slang but you’ve only ever learned formal language in class

[snowys1349]

LITERALLY ME WHENEVER I USE THE HELLOTALK APP.  LITERALLY SO HELPFUL FOR ENGLISH SPEAKERS WHO ARE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE 🙏

[donut-gal98]

wow i didn’t know apps like that existed! but i’m about to download it i’m excited

[fashionistaflower]

massive shoutout to my friend on hellotalk who helped me pass AP spanish 🤓 

[chuckdrawsthings]

the duality of cat

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

for those unaware of the recent meme development

the cat evidently changed her stance on banana

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[papa-mint]

[ieshatacos]

chaotic good

[thejungleofmufasa]

Direct action

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[daybreak96]

This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

[radiotopia]

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17

[angryschnauzer]

I do this now. Stand my ground. Men look flabberghasted that i wont move out of the way. The most annoying thing is when i’m walking along holding Superpups hand (he’s 2.5 years old), and people walk right up to us and expect to go between us… so for me to let go of my toddlers hand for the sake of them. One person i actually had to put my free hand out and onto their chest to block the person to stop before they ploughed into us.

[cilly-murphy]

x

[gif87a-com]

[monkeysaysficus]

“AHkhwoo”

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

WHAT

[memesville]

Leave him alone he is perfect!

[forgottenboneyard]

Demogorgon made with a roadkill raccoon skleteton and over 100 shark teeth. Available now at ForgottenBoneyard.com

[dykedekuremade]

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

[wasteyourlife]

Where do y'all live and only find bad men?

[dykedekuremade]

Planet Earth

[memehumor]

Math is good for you

[omnomnominator]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

Fight, fight, fight. Oh wait..

[queen-potato-frog]

them: how are you? what's up? you doing well??

me: *finger guns*

them: ...that's not really an answer

me: *finger guns as i back out of the room*

[4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3]

[hither2]

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

[samandriel]

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

[vanvert-deactivated20170804]

How in the hell???

[hairstylesbeauty]

Blushing Bride 💕 Gown @malyarovaolga Shoes @ralphandrusso Hair @alishajaredhairartistry Nails @nailsbyletty