super chill all of the time

currently watching: Mr. Robot s1, Broad City s3, Full Frontal with Samanta Bee, The West Wing s1-7 (reruns on the back of the eyelids nightly as I fall asleep)

[giffingbuffy]

He remembered your name years after he’d forgotten his own.

[lisbon]

[kepnerrrd]

Grey’s hiatus meme: top 10 themed/gimmick episodes [as voted by my followers]    ↳ 5. These Arms of Mine - 7x06 (Documentary Format)

[tinfinity]

Scenes From A Hat - Pickup Lines Of Nursery Rhyme Characters

[gilmoresgifs]

[onlytwitterpics]

[aquajoggers]

i want boys to like me so i can not like them back and feel powerful

[mydadisindianajones]

Petyr Balish: A picture of me, on the Iron Throne, and you by my side.

Sansa Stark: 

[theofficeedit]

[basketcasemp3]

[harrishun]

what a vague and potentially concerning caption

[exac]

reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again reading headlines in 2016: please be the onion

[jholtzmann-deactivated20161205]

when i find myself in times of trouble

mother leslie comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

[intelligencehavingfun]

Hatstalls, from JKR via Pottermore

[pelvicsorcery90]

Okay but the Hat was just like, “Sure kid whatever” when Harry requested against Slytherin.  What kind of conversation was this?

NO NEVILLE I CAN’T DO THAT YOU HAVE THE HEART OF A LION

THE WIZARD OF OZ WILL GIVE YOU COURAGE NEVILLE

HAKUNA MATATA NEVILLE

DO NOT RECITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME NEVILLE I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN

[tygerflower]

Okay, I’ve seen this post a couple of times & something just occurred to me. 

Harry was pretty 50/50 Gryffindor/Slytherin from what I remember the hat saying (and according to the wiki blurb on hatstalls having a fairly equal split of traits from more than one house is the common cause of them) so when he asked not to be put into Slytherin the hat was fine with taking that preference into account and put him in Gryffindor. (Also the fact that the hat said he could be great and powerful in Slytherin and Harry’s response was pretty much no I don’t want that pretty clearly demonstrates non-Slytherin traits.)

On the other hand, the above doesn’t mention the hat being at all indecisive about where to put Neville. The hat wasn’t going “hmmm this is tough you’re pretty Gryffindor but you’re kind of Hufflepuff too”. It was probably more like “Yep! Gryffindor for sure!” Followed by Neville being all “No I’m totally a Hufflepuff!” and then proceeding to argue with the hat about it for almost 5 minutes. (Which when you think about it is a super Gryffindor thing to do.) By the end the hat was probably like oh my god kid you’re so Gryffindor you’re practically Godric’s heir shut up and get sorted there already!

[writer-of-the-dragons]

“You’re practically Godric’s heir!”

As Neville pulls the sword of Gryffindor from the depths of the hat seven years later, the hat must have been so fucking smug. Like “oh yeah kid, this is such a Hufflepuff thing to do. Charge in with a blade and the bare basics of a plan that basically boils down to ‘I trust Harry, kill the snake.’ Helga would TOTALLY have done that. Oh wait! Did I say Helga? I MEANT GRYFFINDOR!”

[four-toed-creed]

[leupagus]

But hey guys at least not everything is garbage today.

[conesoldstobers]

#are you telling me#that there’s going to be a movie#with merman channing tatum and a plus sized woman#is this the real life#and on another note @ channing do you pick your roles yourself#because they are all. interesting.

[bestofpokemongo]

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