dr. maura isles

queen of the dead semi-hiatus

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am i actually back. is this something that is happening again. it just might be. even though i know i’m going to be super busy, i’m gonna give this a try again because why the fuck not.

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Send me a ღ and I’ll fill this out about a ship

I love little domestic memes so I decided to make one myself and yes.

Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:

Who’s the one to make breakfast:

Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:

Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:

Who chooses the movies:

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:

Who orders lunch:

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:

Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:

Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:

Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:

Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:

Who cooks dinner:

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:

Who stays up until 2 reading:

Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:

Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

[queencfthedead]

' wanna know what rhymes with drunk? sex. '

“That does not rhyme at all and I definitely think you’ve had to much to drink.. You should get to bed and sleep this off.”

[queencfthedead]

nothing like being super hungover and having the cops bang on the door to start you off to a great day

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the best way to combat hateful anonymous messages is not to publish them. don't even let them get the satisfaction of knowing you read it.

true, true. i usually don’t post them but they sent one to both of my rp accounts on here. idk, they’re just being annoying lol

[queencfthedead]

u fuckin suck. delete ur blog.

oh wow you got me on both of my accounts congrats. unfollow me.

[queencfthedead]

Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞

❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞

❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞

❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞

❝I'm almost sober...❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

[sassypiratequeen]

Send me "Is that my shirt?" for my muses reaction to getting caught wearing your muses shirt

[fateswitch]

❝    hey, i know this may LOOK easy, but trust me when i tell you… it is a pain in the ass.   ❞    her words are nonchalant as she mixes the ingredients in the pot, not even bothering to look up when she hears the door above her shop ring.   she figures it’s joanna or one of her nieces  ——–    maybe even tommy.   no, he was long gone to santa barbera.   he’d left months ago for a better job opportunity, trying to convince wendy to go with him.   but her home was HERE, in east end.   it always had been.   but it was okay, she wasn’t bitter.   she’d only SAVED HIS LIFE.   now, she finally does look up   &   notices a blonde woman, someone she’s never met before.   ❝    well, you’re not my sister.   ❞   a smile spreads onto her lips, despite how confused she is.   ❝   what can i get’cha   ?   ❞

@queencfthedead.

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When Maura left Boston, she wasn’t sure where she was actually going. She decided to just get in her car and drive. Anywhere would work for her to write her book. That’s how she ended up in East End. She arrived the day before and stayed in her room at the inn, not wanting to venture out after a full day of driving. However, it was a new day and she wanted to explore the town she’d be staying in for a while. She stepped into the third store she was visiting, looking up at the voice, not sure if the woman was talking to her or not. When she realized she was, Maura just smiled and shook her head a little. “Oh, I’m just looking around.. I’ve never been here before and wanted to check everything out.”

[scalpelsuperstar]

5 1  days until christmas. positivity: @queencfthedead

bayley is someone whos writing i mostly admire from a far, but also have had the pleasure of writing a few this with her. she is very sweet and down to earth ooc and writes a wonderful maura. i’m not expert on the muse, especially compared to her, but her portrayal really does blow me away and i always enjoy seeing her pop up on my dash.

[queencfthedead]

go ahead and give this a like for a maura quote starter~!

[queencfthedead]

ya girl is back! i’ve missed you all and i just want to thank y’all for sticking around and waiting for me to return!! i can’t wait to do some stuff on here again!

[queencfthedead]

Hey. So I know I haven’t been around, because of the hiatus I’m having from this account and all, but I’m 99% sure I see the end for my break on here. After finals and all that fun stuff, I’m gonna rewatch R&I and hopefully get my muse back to get things on here going again. Thank you to all that have stayed around for me. It means a lot and I will be back within a week or two. <3

[queencfthedead]

Semi-Hiatus Announcement

Okay so my muse for Maura has been very low lately. I’ve also been very busy lately with school because it’s starting to get close to finals/final projects. I know my activity is going to be very slow for a while. I’ll most likely be on my other account @agcntbering more. Because of all of this, I’m putting this blog on a semi-hiatus basically. I’m going to hopefully work on and queue the few drafts and starters I have, and then after that, won’t be on a whole lot for a while. I’m really sorry, y’all. If you want to stay in contact with me, I’ll put a few ways to do that under the cut. Again, I’m sorry, y’all.

-Maura mun(Bayley)

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[queencfthedead]

Semi-Hiatus Announcement

Okay so my muse for Maura has been very low lately. I’ve also been very busy lately with school because it’s starting to get close to finals/final projects. I know my activity is going to be very slow for a while. I’ll most likely be on my other account @agcntbering more. Because of all of this, I’m putting this blog on a semi-hiatus basically. I’m going to hopefully work on and queue the few drafts and starters I have, and then after that, won’t be on a whole lot for a while. I’m really sorry, y’all. If you want to stay in contact with me, I’ll put a few ways to do that under the cut. Again, I’m sorry, y’all.

-Maura mun(Bayley)

So if you wanna keep in touch with me,I can be found in a few different places.

twitter: ghost_tits skype: bay.yohollin personal tumblr: @jillian-holtzmxnn

[mcwiigon]

Dr. Abby L. Yates, Ghostbuster 👻🚫

[queencfthedead]

Happy munday and happy Halloween!

[kolhearted-archived]

TUMBLR HALLOWEEN PSA

OKAY, GUYS, this is just a quick word of warning if you currently have your sound muted or if you’re on mobile. There are HALLOWEEN NOISES for publishing posts, when you send an IM, and when an IM is received. So far, I’ve had a ghost keen, a grown, a scream, and a moan. If unprovoked noises freak you out, mute your computer or stay mobile till MIDNIGHT EST going into the first of November.  Feel free to reblog <3