the biggest loser on the beach

Mikayla. 20.

[cursssedimages]

[multi-level-shipper]

This is the most threatened I’ve felt in a while

[thebootydiaries]

Cop: Have you been drinking?

Me: I been drankin'

Cop: Surfbort

Me: Surfbort

[soolagna-meow]

reminder that 30 isn’t old, it’s very normal to not accomplish everything in your 20s, and that it is never too late to learn that thing you’ve always wanted to learn. you’re always growing. that’s a good thing. 

[unexpectedyarns]

Who the hell accomplishes everything in their 20s? Who made that a thing?

I was 48 when I started my apprenticeship to become a tattoo artist. I was 50 when I married the love of my life.

You’ve got time.

[toniknits]

I needed this right now. I’ve got time!!!

[221b-hound]

I didn’t get my first book published until I was 38. At 53, I’m about to sign a contract for my tenth. You have time.

[zigster-ao3]

Thank you for this.

[the1movement]

Always nice to be reminded about being young and still having everything in front of you

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

brothers in arms

[dajo42]

mods are asleep post party hat wurmple

[irlpinkiepie]

[dajo42]

Hell Yea Babey

[pochowek]

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

[helljumpingteufelhund]

Fork

[pochowek]

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

[tsunderetherion-blog]

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

[pochowek]

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out

[queendoot-blog]

Tired of this shit. All other confession blogs getting blocked too

[apathy-e3]

Okay but imagine being feet away from her looking like this, talking about how she’s gonna die at any second. I’m sorry I can’t, is she colour blind or…

[bbott]

Christmas: Am I missing like 437 steps when I do my makeup? Raven: I just don’t give a fuck.

We know girl..

[queendoot-blog]

Wtf are you guys talking about P*uls life is ruined. You know damn well the racists™ are all going to band together and promote his business. Unfortunately he's not losing a damn penny over this bullshit

[belugatits]

this tag loves and respects dominique cooper endlessly

[apathy-e3]

[mitchellmoffit]

anyways…

[queendoot-blog]

your realy ugly

Thank

[beckybasic-deactivated20240909]

Y'all this is the first group of houseguests

To play big brother under Trump’s Presidency, it all makes sense now.

[dominiquestea]

✨🌈✨🌈 reminder to not buy any of Paul’s shirts or listen to his bands music and to unfollow him on any and all social media ✨🌈✨🌈

[queendoot-blog]

Josh: wow you have really good posture

Raven: it's because I have a disease and I got a second chance at life this is my pacemaker--