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Arsenic

Fes - It's like advertising that your cereal doesn't have arsenic in it. Nobody thought it did, but suddenly you're miles ahead of the competition!

That's how it works...

Lincoln: I will pierce your nipples. With a hot needle.

HAIRY LEGS!!!!

Jesus: Whenever you open your mouth all I can hear is "hairy legs hairy legs hairy legs"

TITTIES!

Jesus: I see how it is ya hoe

Juicy: We have work to do, we're dine and dashin'

Jesus: YEAH WELL WE HAVE BOOBS.

Is that physically possible?

Juicy - "Allright this is too much estrogen, one o' ya'll needs to grow a dick right now"

Stupid Whores

I like the idea that nice people can be whores too.

5 guys

Jesus: Because when 3 guys get together they think, "I'ma rape a bitch"

If a nuke comes...

If a nuke's coming down I'm just going to try to catch it. I either die instantly or save the entire state!

Like cheese

Black - What do venereal diseases smell like?

Milk farts

Lincoln - Buffalo chicken and milk farts. Nice knowing you guys

I want to see the baby ducks

Bunny - Oh, you didn't get that reference. A guy on my team last year got a really bad concussion...

Lincoln - HA. HA. Is he dead?

Poor baby jesus

Jesus - I ABORTED BABY JESUS!

Gotta love those recessive traits!

Juicy - I may be on the verge of something that would dwarf the higgs boson discovery. Stand by for confirmation

Bunny - Yoga pant theorem?

Juicy - CONFIRMED HOT REDHEAD TWINS AT THE DINING HALL

Bunny - Not bigger than higgs boson. Sorry.

Juicy - Your priorities are WRONG

Bunny - I AM NOT A LESBIAN SO NO THEY'RE NOT WRONG

I feel like when she finally has sex she's going to be an exhibitionist - The Bunny

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