one will live and one will DIE.

Calidurga | ♀️ | 333 years [ Hs cherub oc ] [ Written by Raz ] [ Pages will follow ]

[kimquatz]

dont say i ever gave ya nothin

[storyop1]

[lgbtsoundsystem]

are you fucking kidding me

[the-skeleton-queen]

its him

its mash potato

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[queenkobras]

ISNT RaBIES aCTUaLLY a REaLLY NaSTY ILLNESS THaT KILLS HORRIBLY.

[queenkobras]

WHY DO YOU WaNT RaBIES.

[queenkobras]

THE ONLY THING I CaN SPREaD BITE WISE IS VENOM.

[earlofeyes-deactivated20180918]

And there she lullèd me asleep,

And there I dreamed—Ah! woe betide!—

The latest dream I ever dreamt

On the cold hill side.

I saw pale kings and princes too,

Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;

They cried—‘La Belle Dame sans Merci

Hath thee in thrall!’

[wirily]

[darexme-deactivated20150727]

What's my reputation? What do you think when you see my URL?

[arsonsuggestions]

i might be an asshole like 90% of the time but at least i’m an attractive asshole

[queenkobras]

 Kinda thinking About rping tsuyu-chan ]

[queenkobras]

@precognitiveignition OH LOOK! THaT OVER THERE! ITS THE LaST FUCK. I GaVE. JUMPING OUT OF THE WINDOW.

[precognitiveignition]

i mean if thats the only escape from the shit youre talking i dont blame it

[queenkobras]

OHHHHH IM SO HURT. THE VERMIN THERE. IS Talking SMaCK. TRaGIC.

[dues]

[wanksockbyebye-deactivated20111]

They’re like, 12

— The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[catchymemes]

Reblog this last

[catchymemes]

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