you should see me in a crown

[queenmercedesjones]

sugaryesplzz​:

ooooh, that could actually work. plus thats really gonna see if i still have my old musical.ly style in me.

“it could be fun to do too, i bet you do!”

[queenmercedesjones]

sugaryesplzz​:

I got dress coded the other day over my sweater having cold shoulders. I’m so sorry that my shoulders could make boy go crazy. Like why do we, as females, have this long list of dress codes, and then guys have like two things.

“when literally the rest of your arm was covered? thats so fuckin’ stupid. and like - even when they do have two things, they never even get bopped for them! it’s ridiculous.”

[queenmercedesjones]

ryderklynn​:

I’m not even gonna pretend like that wasn’t the best assembly I’ve ever been to! it was like a mosh pit? but to Megan thee Stallion???? 8/10 on the vocals. 10/10 on song choice. Good job, Nude Erections! 

“it was pretty wild. the names people come up with really blow my mind, though. like nude erections? where did that even come from.”

[queenmercedesjones]

sugaryesplzz​:

It is almost my six year anniversary of being on musical.ly/tiktok and i’m thinking of recreating some of my old videos now the question is do just see if i can remember how to do the musical.ly moves, or bring the songs to 2021 tiktok style.

“i feel like it might be funnier and more interesting to see you do musical.ly style stuff with todays music.”

[queenmercedesjones]

tina-c-chang​:

Um… Hi. Sorry to break this to you, but that– that thing, right there? Mhm, that’s my locker, and you’re standing right in front of it. So, could you just…?

“oh - shit, sorry, girl. i didn’t even realize. i’ve been trying to find my damn phone in my bag for ten minutes.”

[queenmercedesjones]

oneman-sam​:

I need ideas for my next video! Ive been working on my Batman impression for a while now but I just cant quite get it perfect. Honestly my throat is kinda sorre from it… But! If anyone throws me a wicked suggestion and it makes the vid I’ll totally give a shout out! Youll be famous before you know it!

“i didn’t know a batman impression would get you that many views, but - i don’t know. are you trying to go in the same direction? cause you could just blow something up in a microwave and people would die over it.”

[queenmercedesjones]

bdanderson​:

I’m so excited that Mr Schuester is restarting the Glee club! It was my favourite thing at my old school, so I can’t wait for our first rehearsal. Who else is going to audition?

“i mean - yeah. it’s cool. not sure if i’ll be putting my name down, though.”

[queenmercedesjones]

pvckrman​:

Hey - not having to go to class because chicks are wearing crop tops sounds like a win-win to me. I’m all here for it. 

“- i’m not even going to attempt to come back at that. m’ already exhausted just from the words leaving your mouth.”

[queenmercedesjones]

“the sad, ridiculous dress code they have at this school never fails to make my blood boil. like - why’s a crop top got you this pressed? is my stomach just that exciting that it really makes boys that distracted? maybe they need to start pulling them out of class. it ain’t my problem they can’t control themselves.”