[smashega]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“STOP ROMANTICIZING MENTAL ILLNESS”

me, skipping class to take a romantic 5-hour depression nap:

[durbikins]

“SAY YOUR FUCKING PRAYERS!” in Animalese

[quickquick]

(via HIDEO_KOJIMA on Twitter: “We’ve announced DEATH STRANDING new trailer. These are the new key arts. The main visual of Sam (player) by Norman Reedus, and the key arts of the newly introduced female characters, Lindsay Wagner and Léa Seydoux.… https://t.co/XRomQD6xTi”)

[midnightmoodyblues]

“Most of you came here for one thing”

“TODD HOWARD!”

[cikero]

ancient monks that live in halo combat evolved’s main menu screen:hhhhuuuuauaaaaahhahaheuahehaeuhaehueuha

me: 

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

🌈 here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today

[parislesbian-deactivated2018021]

[yimmypee]

my therapist: yeah come on in, you can put your purse down wherever, i’ll be with you in just a second.

me:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[lennythereviewer]

OF ALL THE WAYS THEY COULD HAVE REFERENCED ONE PIECE

[decision]

[clapricorn]

I’M SCREAMING

[officialdankestmemes]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

My last 2 braincells

[nostrem]

Honestly I could watch these 8 seconds from The Eric Andre Show for the rest of my life and I’ll still laugh every fucking time

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee