[angelinasjoli]

[cosmog]

take a chill pill, your honor

[1dietcokeinacan]

Today? Cancelled. Tomorrow? On thin fucking ice

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[1dietcokeinacan]

Today? Cancelled. Tomorrow? On thin fucking ice

[ukulelekatie]

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

[hahrry-deactivated20180201]

me: *goes to pick up the phone*

dua lipa:

[3plymike]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[legalmexican]

[queennofletters]

When I hear police sirens getting closer

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[daily-showerthoughts]

Every customer service worker should get one annual “F*** that customer” card, when they cash it in they get to tell a customer EXACTLY what they think of them without consequence for the employee.

[angelinasjoli]

[cosmog]

take a chill pill, your honor

[bewilderedbipolar]

[slimetony]

what do people in relationships even do

[fakecel]

Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy

[slimetony]

okay. didnt ask

[khanate-blog]

>asks question

>“didnt ask”

[slimetony]

thanks for the play by play captain fuck

[inabasket]

Hi my name’s Gregory, Greg for short, Grego for medium