Condescending Static(s)

A blog discovering if they’re plural or just stupid

[condescending-static]

Intro (this will 100% change soon)

For now, we got:

- Green 🌲🍃 (consider the host, usually(always) fronting most likely due to external forces. Shit typing) he/they pronouns

- Orange 🎃✴️ (Green and Orange usually co fronting but Green hates Orange??? Reverse BAKUDEKU yall lmaoooo) it/its/they? pronouns. Maybe agender? Maybe???

- Blue Elliot 🖌️🔹(artsy one. Also the silly one. Used to think they were the fancy one but then we realized that it was just our prejudice regarding dark blue shades) he/they pronouns

Box 🟥 (very angry)(very simply)(literally just a fucking red box)(has only spoken a sentence so far) that/that’s pronouns

- Pink 🩷👛 (ponk)(very simple) she/it/nya/fox pronouns

- Purple (no emojis yet)(likely a songtive)(shows up with the song butch4butch playing)(hella aura persona we jelly jelly🖌️🔹) she/they for now

Archived (aka we don’t wanna count them because we wanna keep the number at a nice sharp six)

- Brown 💩 (like the tired grandpa who barely knows what’s going on and just goes along with it)(never here so fuk u)(kidding that’s mean they picked this 🐻➡️)(nvm why the FUCK would you pick those) we don’t know pronouns yet

Asks and questions are a-ok! (Honestly encouraged. Please we’re LONELY—)

[into-the-mindhive]

[donotenter-sys]

WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME.

[royal-we-collective]

one of the headmates might be poly and as an aroace AND idiot host im just gonna ignore it til its relevant

[royal-we-collective]

I feel like the pinnacle of health actually

I was confused y'see

[nonhuman-plural-culture-is]

nonhuman plural culture is wishing the mechanical headmates came pre-installed with cooling units because fuuuuuuuck this heatwave we're dying. why are none of us equipped to deal with heat 😭😭😭

This is nonhuman plural culture! We're not particularly robots but we also would like pre-installed cooling units. we are all used to the cold weather of space it's too hot out

also we hope you folks are doing well with the heat!! somehow it didn't occur to me at first that this was mentioning a heatwave i hope y'all are doing okay!!

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❤️⚫️⚪️?

❤️ — Are you medically diagnosed/recognized? If not, do you plan to?

- We’re not medically diagnosed yet but we do think we were created via trauma (so traumagenic? The terms are confusing sorry). We lean towards wanting a diagnoses but in our current situation that’s. Impossible. Hah. So perhaps in the future

⚫️ — Can you switch 'on command" or is that something that is hard for your system? does it depend on the alter?

- Uhhh I think we can switch on command? Usually? Only Blue Elliot and Green really come out though. Orange comes up when we do something we like or if we’re excited, but other than that, it doesn’t show up. The others don’t show up, and if they do, it’s mainly co-con or co-fronting (though box has fully fronted twice).

⚪️ — Do you have a headspace? If not, do you want one?

- This one is tricky because we honestly don’t know what a headspace looks like when you imagine it. We just can’t figure it out at all. Right now, there’s a black room/void for Orange and Green that we saw ONCE and never again. We really do want a headspace though that shit is cool as hell

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Using “I/Me/Myself” instead of “We/Us/Ourselves” to friends you’re not plural-out yet kinda hurts

[pawsome-plurality]

Which could mean nothing!

[pkmnearthbraingang]

chappell! in the taxi

[funfettied]

unconventional child parts

[condescending-static]

Does anyone else have some “body/bodily” version of you and a “real” version of you? Almost all of us, how we act in text and speech, is fundamentally so different from who we truly are that we genuinely forget our identities. Like we only allow ourselves to be an extension of the body and whoever was here before us, instead of letting ourselves actually be the weird nonhuman entities we truly are.

[oppatobystyle]

my debut comic

[nonhuman-plural-culture-is]

Nonhuman Plural Culture is trying to make picrews of everybody but then you realize picrews aren't for your nonhuman-heavy collective.

This is nonhuman plural culture! Fair enough actually, I think if picrews add more nonhuman things it would be so awesome

[facets-of-phos]

why is this our keyboard

[ssenograph]

How its going

[constellationstation-sys]

How our system generally acts towards friends, in order of those who upkeep our social life to the one who front and make us disappear for several days because god forbid she has a conversation with someone

(also just for anyone who interacts with us/friends to usually expect who is answering, inspired from a plural meme + convo with @nullandsuch!)

- ☁️ + ☀️