Rotg Fandom Roast... Or truths you all deny.
This is satire. I love you all, I love this fandom. I honestly can relate to over half of these things so don’t think I’m excluding myself from the roastage 😂 I just thought I’d be funny. Feel free to yell at me in my inbox 😂
Okay here we go.
- “here’s my original™ OC, her name is… Mrs. icypants and she can manipulate Ice and wears a blue top. She’s also related to/in a relationship with Jack Frost.”
- some of yall are furries in denial.
- “I read jackrabbit/blackice/eggnog/bennefrost/blacksand/jelsa/etc. fanfiction for the plot.”
- If Jack were real, you’d frickity frack him in a heartbeat.
- You know you can’t look at the moon without doing an inner Jack Frost monologue. Don’t lie.
Feel free to add your own. I’m probably going to in reblogs and such later, but those are the most prominent things I can think of right now.
This is a roast?
Awww, c’mon now sugar *sly grin* I’m getting frostbite from all the burns you’re not using…
I have no OC’s because my sick ass likes to read/write/devour Jack doing the horizontal tango with our resident boogeyman. Bunny’s nowhere near my ROTG ships unless he’s hurting Frosty’s feelings, for Pitch’s benefit. I ship Blackice for my 70% porn/40% plot ratio and I damn well don’t deny it, and I call the moon an asshole on a regular basis because… well, it is!
If you want another round, you know where to find me~
Don’t harass the plebs, deary.
But let me roast you (and these blackice ingrates!) instead:
~ you think the bicycle-seat faced embodiment of fear is Hot. ~You think this chiaroscuro greyscale asshole preying on confused twinks is romance! ~What was that fic u wrote that was going to be hot as hell but kind of just stopped at TERRIFYING? (no i loved it ok, i was scared shitless) ~What is love? Baby don’t hurt him (please god don’t hurt him!) ~Me. Hello. I’m S T I L L H E R E ~Also? @linddzz yeah thats write. your very name is a roast. ~UHHHHH CAN I GET A MCFUCKEN DOUBLEMINT OREO AU? ~HOW ABOUT THE DEPTHS OF DEPRAVITY THAT NIGHTMARE GALLEON AND NDU IS? ~Just. Proto Pitch. ~Rabbit fuckers. y’all furries. dis 1 true. ~You extreme temperature play assholes. yeah. and height difference? What depravity. ~are we still fighting over the age of the frost twink? 14? 17? but this app this one time on this special occasion when the planets aligned said he was 18! NO HE’S OVER 300! IT’S NOT PEDO WHEN UR A CORPSE!
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