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One Nice Bug Per Day
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Fuck It We Launch The Fic
First two chapters are up and the third is underway!
nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as
every weekend I whip up an obscene amount of what I call my "nutrient goop" breakfast smoothie and the main downside is it is that whenever I'm seen drinking this green shit and asked what's in it, I have to preface what I'm about to say with the disclaimer that I don't believe in "suffering for health" bc I'm not a fucking protestant and I legit enjoy the heinous sounding combos I'm about to describe bc I'm a fundamental freak .
I also always feel like I gotta put the disclaimer in that the Nutrient Goop is fiscally feasible for me because I enjoy gardening and yogurt making as a way to unwind bc there is no damn way I would be out there buying 700+ grams of kale for a weekly smoothie (but kale is super easy to grow)
I do amuse myself by thinking that I'm standing proof that doing shit like making and eating live culture yogurt does NOT cure ADHD and whatever else is wrong with me
The Goop
The Heinous Ingredients (for this batch, the "greens/legumes/yogurt/sweetener/acid" is my base goal but it all depends on what's available)
Again. I enjoy this. Also one can add some matcha for a hit of caffeine.
every weekend I whip up an obscene amount of what I call my "nutrient goop" breakfast smoothie and the main downside is it is that whenever I'm seen drinking this green shit and asked what's in it, I have to preface what I'm about to say with the disclaimer that I don't believe in "suffering for health" bc I'm not a fucking protestant and I legit enjoy the heinous sounding combos I'm about to describe bc I'm a fundamental freak .
I also always feel like I gotta put the disclaimer in that the Nutrient Goop is fiscally feasible for me because I enjoy gardening and yogurt making as a way to unwind bc there is no damn way I would be out there buying 700+ grams of kale for a weekly smoothie (but kale is super easy to grow)
I do amuse myself by thinking that I'm standing proof that doing shit like making and eating live culture yogurt does NOT cure ADHD and whatever else is wrong with me
every weekend I whip up an obscene amount of what I call my "nutrient goop" breakfast smoothie and the main downside is it is that whenever I'm seen drinking this green shit and asked what's in it, I have to preface what I'm about to say with the disclaimer that I don't believe in "suffering for health" bc I'm not a fucking protestant and I legit enjoy the heinous sounding combos I'm about to describe bc I'm a fundamental freak .
you there, boy. bring me the Boys of the Beast, so that i may jam the fuck out to Sabotage
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brother it is This One (comment/tag)/results
“Thorin died though” well he’s alive and married to Bilbo in my tomodachi island so I don’t know what else you want
gotta be a term that isn't the dunning Krueger effect but is a kind of similar idea where the more deep scientists get into their topic and the more exhausted they get, the more likely they are to find stupid ways to describe things
this post brought to you by a bunch of coral specialists at the end of a workshop voting to define coral, a complex animal, as "a rock with problems"
I can't tell you how much I'm probably going to print this out to frame it proudly by my beautiful overcomplicated rock animals
Ianthe awful nasty girl Tridentarius
I am the vampire Madeleine Eparvier. And my immortal companion is Claudia. My coven is Claudia.
you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender
you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester
Back during the time when it was popular to bash Twilight for both legitimate reasons (Edward being borderline abusive to Bella, the whole child grooming plot point in Breaking Dawn, etc.) and not (REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE THATS GAY), I saw this meme on Facebook where it was Louis and Lestat from Interview With The Vampire commenting on Edward’s sparkling and making fun of him for being gay. Like… Buddy My Guy. My Fair Dude. My Dear Sweet Homophobic Idiot. Not only are the Vampires in IWTV super duper gay, you’re lying to yourself if you think Lestat wouldn’t slam dunk his entire body into a tub of glitter on any given occasion. You Fool. You Imbecile.
@wicked-felina
Lestat: WHY DON’T WE GLITTER I WAS ROBBED
Louis: Does he ask our pity? He can walk in the sunlight, whereas we, foul creatures of darkness as we are, are forever barred from God’s kindly li –
Lestat, upending a pound of iridescent craft glitter on his head: SHUT UP LOUIS
Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
When i say that anti trans laws will affect cis people too, I’m not saying “we’re all in this equally.
I’m saying it because cis people will never care for us on our own.
It’s not some hippie dippy kumbaya bullshit, it’s strategic and necessary. Sorry it doesn’t pass your purity test!
Some of you only care about winning arguments by submission and fail to consider that an outcome where you have rights but people are clueless liberals is still a marked improvement.
#youre right and you should say it#its the same as when people bring up how patriarchy hurts cis men too#and lefties will sneer at you ‘who cares? it hurts women more!!!’#like thanks dipshit i know that#but some of us are more concerned with getting people to fight on our side in the first place#rather than rejecting any potential ally that doesnt get an A+ on the moral purity test#(hint: when you create barriers to entry to your political movement rather than creating more pathways to join.#you end up with less allies and less power to achieve your goals.)
Peer-review passed, baby
Also, a clueless liberal ally is still on the path to becoming a leftist. Most people don't start out as leftists. It is something people have to become, and you are making it harder by being an ass.
My first attempt at a Chaotic Caption Edit, and where best to start that one of my favourite scenes of season one (this took me forever so pls give credit or else I’m coming for your kneecaps 🔨👀)
