hela lokidottir

{hunger was her table bare; waste, her knife; her bed, sharp care; burning anguish spread her feast; bleached bones arrayed each guest; plague and famine sang their runes, mingled with despair’s harsh tunes. misery and agony e’er in hel’s abode shall be!} I am Hela, queen of Helheim, realm of the dead. What brings you to my court? Daughter of Loki. Queen of Helheim. M!A: None. Plot: None. Facecast: Katie McGrath.

[queenofhelheim]

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[fortheloveofsequins]

Versace

[fasella]

Zuhair Murad

[coma-wight]

[vali-sonofloki]

queenofhelheim started following you

Oh… Why, hello.

[queenofhelheim]

I'm sorry, you seemed...familiar. My apologies--

[barnardingmoved]

MYTHOLOGY MEME  - [1/8] LEGENDARY CREATURES: HUGINN AND MUNINN

In Norse mythology, Huginn (from Old Norse “thought”) and Muninn (Old Norse “memory” or “mind”) are a pair of ravens that fly all over the world, Midgard, and bring information to the god Odin. (+)

[barnardingmoved]

MYTHOLOGY MEME - [3/8] LEGENDARY CREATURES: JÖRMUNGANDR

In Norse mythology, Jörmungandr is a sea serpent, the middle child of the giantess Angrboða and the god Loki. According to the Prose Edda, Odin took Loki’s three children by Angrboða, the wolf Fenrir, Hel and Jörmungandr, and tossed Jörmungandr into the great ocean that encircles Midgard. The serpent grew so large that he was able to surround the earth and grasp his own tail. When he lets go, the world will end. (x)

[matthewmurduck]

[soulstratum]

[chemibomb]

And enter Blood Bullet | Modern AU

[queenofhelheim]

-perks up slightly- Ooh, I could get him brought up on charges of sexual harassment, there’s an idea.

[chemibomb]

[Mutters under breath] Or castrate him. [Louder] Great. Incarceration for lookin’ at my butt. Now, can I have the office or…

[queenofhelheim]

No. I'll shift the problem, it's only sensical. -eyes narrow- He shouldn't be dealing with you all that closely anyway.

[chemibomb]

And enter Blood Bullet | Modern AU

[chemibomb]

[Narrows eyes at her, seemingly in disbelief]

Just like that? Really? He—he’s better under your watch, Hela. I can handle myself in a whole other office, christ, I’m not moving building. I just want a room where there’s no lurking Fenrirs at the window or leering at my butt when I’m trying to dodge Patrice.

[queenofhelheim]

-perks up slightly- Ooh, I could get him brought up on charges of sexual harassment, there's an idea.

[chemibomb]

And enter Blood Bullet | Modern AU

[queenofhelheim]

Shanta. -leans slightly closer- If you tell me exactly what he’s doing, I can stop it. If you maintain your usual ambiguity when describing your enemies, I will likely not have the motivation to come up with a feasible excuse to move your office. -translate as: If you give me enough rope to hang him with, I’ll do it.-

[chemibomb]

[Wonderful. Sibling power play, just what I wanted. As if this shit didn’t happen enough already.]

Boss. I’m making a simple request; he’s not an enemy. He’s just grating on my nerves. I figure if he’s closer to you, I can work in peace. Also, Patrice gave him keys to my office. He tends to walk in at the wrong times.

I would really love for that to stop.

[queenofhelheim]

-eyes narrow, but her tone doesn't get any harder- Fine. Whatever you say. But honestly, why on earth would you feel the need to move your office? -reaches over and pulls a tablet out of the glove compartment, starts fiddling with it- Fenrir can take the lower office. Honestly, I put him there to keep an eye on him, but this is what modern security systems are for. And before you ask-- -glances at her, raises an eyebrow- You've been in my employ for years now. There are, in fact, perks to that. 

[chemibomb]

And enter Blood Bullet | Modern AU

[queenofhelheim]

-tires screech as she pulls the car over to the side of the highway, hard.- -turns to Shanta-

What has he done. -not angry at Shanta, but she has the laserlike focus that comes whenever she’s about to close a lucrative deal.-

[chemibomb]

[Would have gone rolling to one side if she hadn’t been strapped in and clamped on the seat] JESUS— are you out of your mind?!

[Doubles over, face in her hands for a moment before glaring up] He’s—an irritating presence. [And keeps throwing missions at me.]

[queenofhelheim]

Shanta. -leans slightly closer- If you tell me exactly what he's doing, I can stop it. If you maintain your usual ambiguity when describing your enemies, I will likely not have the motivation to come up with a feasible excuse to move your office. -translate as: If you give me enough rope to hang him with, I'll do it.-

[chemibomb]

And enter Blood Bullet | Modern AU

[queenofhelheim]

No. -starts spending more time looking at Shanta than she does looking at the road, deliberately.- Explain, or this gets dismissed immediately. You’re in your current office for a reason. Why do you wish to move?

[chemibomb]

[Grits teeth] HELA! It’s not— [SHUTS EYES] Fuck it. I just need to get away from your brother.

[queenofhelheim]

-tires screech as she pulls the car over to the side of the highway, hard.- -turns to Shanta-

What has he done. -not angry at Shanta, but she has the laserlike focus that comes whenever she's about to close a lucrative deal.-

[chemibomb]

And enter Blood Bullet | Modern AU

[queenofhelheim]

-looks at her sharply- Is there a problem with your current office?

[chemibomb]

EYES ON THE ROAD—I just—

[queenofhelheim]

No. -starts spending more time looking at Shanta than she does looking at the road, deliberately.- Explain, or this gets dismissed immediately. You're in your current office for a reason. Why do you wish to move?

[chemibomb]

And enter Blood Bullet | Modern AU

[queenofhelheim]

-sighs- Yes, Banner?

[chemibomb]

There’s an office, on the fifth floor. About three floors down from mine. It’s empty.

…Can I move.

[queenofhelheim]

-looks at her sharply- Is there a problem with your current office?

[chemibomb]

And enter Blood Bullet | Modern AU

[queenofhelheim]

-snorts- I’ll take that as a yes. 

[chemibomb]

Question.

[queenofhelheim]

-sighs- Yes, Banner?