Queen of the Hobgoblins

Emily G. Soulless: Professional Unicorn Whisperer

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[jessehimself]

This Local News Story About a Woman and a Rabid Raccoon is a Literary Masterpiece

A close reading of Thursday's Bangor Daily News.

[1010ll]

[viralthings]

Peacocks can fly, and it’s beautiful.

[toshio]

[dennys]

Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.

[emoglitter-deactivated20180731]

why has no one fallen in love w/ me yet i’m so bored

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He Said She Said - Ashley Tisdale

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my hoe anthem 

[roslips]

[silkandcinnamon]

ok but this song had no business going awf the way it did…truly a banger

[urbanrogue]

😂😂😂😂😂

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[cleopatras-atlantica]

It got better

[awwww-cute]

He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots

[dapenguinninja]

i think dogs always see themselves as puppies and that is heartwarming

[p0tentp0tables-deactivated20190]

his back legs😂😂😍

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[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

The Fast Talk at the End of Commercials ⏱

[thatsthat24]

Radio Announcer: “(With commercial music) GET A TRUCK!! (Much faster) Certain conditions apply. Offer good for two months. I don’t really like trucks. I don’t like doing commercials either. My first passion was ballet. I miss my ex-wife. Jane, if you’re listening, please call me.”

[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[stimmythings]

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sinkorfloatorswim:

stimmythings:

~spirograph rainbow!!!🌈

Very soothing and gay.

[bob-belcher]

[gifyourass]

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