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Yo wassup? I'm Marcelline the Vampire Queen. I'm from the Nightosphere. This is my hangout blog where I post nice Red things. Okay lemme be honest, I only made this blog to bother bonnibel, so.... Background Credit: cairovercoat

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SOMEONE FUCKING SAY FALLOUT BOY?

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That is a Vault Boy!

P -1 Rads +500

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sciencexcandy

“I only discovered them a little while ago, through Lemongrab of all people.”

“Whoa wait, Lemon snob likes FOB? I thought that guy was like allergic to fun...”

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Let’s hear it for America’s suitehearts,  But I must confess,  I’m in love with my own sins

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Did somebody say…

….Fall out boy?

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You too?

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“Heck yeah bon bons, where do you think I get some of my awesome inspiration?”

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Did somebody say...

....Fall out boy?

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"Hey, you doing anything today?"

“Mmm nope! You got somethin’ in mind?” 

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“Honestly, Bonnie.. I don’t know.. I’ve been havin’ some bad family feels. I’ll be honest.”

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MARCELiNE

it can be a daddy and a daddy… or a mommy and a mommy.

also prophylactic means ‘preventative’

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“Or a daddy and daddy, or a dude, some fries and his very upset daughter.” 

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“Pfft, prophylactic.”

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“What does that even mean?”

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“Well Finn, when a mommy and daddy love each other very very much... Wait uh.. How old are you again?”

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“Pfft, prophylactic.”

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I LITERALLY JUST MADE IT TO STAKES PART 2. BEAR WITH ME ONE DAY MORE GUYS.

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Hey guys, please please pretty please:

TAG YOUR SPOILERS!

I can’t catch up until later today so pleaaaaaaaase tag them! 

That includes EVERYTHING from Season 6 Episode 30 (The Diary) and on. I’m really far behind and the spoilers really suck!

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If someone could break your neck

Coming up behind you, always coming and you’d never have a clue 

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WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME I WAS 33 EPISODES BEHIND????

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before i go to sleep though! promo me…that’d be….sweet…

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"Hah, i bet none of your puns could ever be as good as mine!!"

“Aw, c’mon Simon, that’s not very nICE of you.”

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“Wait what..? What’s going on? How did I get here now?”

“It’s like I was dreaming or something..”

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“Uh... Y-You okay, Simon?”