* THE ONE / THE ONLY

the INFAMOUS miss HARLEY QUINN !!

[queenquiinn]

occultbat·:

“yeah? alright, harley quinn - i’m mad sweeney in truth, i was a king once,“ he smirked watching her carefully to gauge whether she’d believe him or not. “not lucky for me, wish i could make my own luck then i wouldn’t be having any sort of kind of fucking problems,” he sighed giving a bit of a shrug. “yeah, that’s what the myths want you to believe, love - unfortunately for them, i’m a bit taller in real life. but - ” he stood back and clapped his hands together, bringing forth a small shower of gold coins, “thems part of my hoard, be careful with it, they’ll poof on ya.” he added with a smirk and a wink. “believe me now?”

“---and i used to be called a queen. but, the king and i called it quits so that’s DONE-ZO. “ harley rolls her eyes at the thought. “ problems shmoblems, everybody’s got shit----suck it up, buttercup. “ she looks up at him, tilting her head to the side. the woman is about to open her mouth to say something but stops upon seeing what he does. “ neat trick, hot stuff. never said i didn’t believe ya though. “

[queenquiinn]

occultbat·:

a smirk crossed her lips as she glanced over at the blonde - amusing, off-balance, and willing to play games with people. she seemed right up natasha’s alley of friendly rogues. it’d been a long while since she’d met anyone that didn’t have the morals of a white hat. “do you? lucky for you it’s natural - i have a thing for amoralistic adventurers such as yourself, we’d make quite a team.” she raised a brow at the woman’s remarks about being thrown through a window and made a mental note to ask about it later as she dropped to the floor and did a sweeping kick to take the guy off balance. “i’m natasha.”

adventurous is certainly a nice way of describing harley. though a compliment is a compliment in her eyes. “ oh stop it now ya got me blushin’ and shit. “ harley nudges the other woman with her bat. while she’s a little mad she didn’t take the guy out herself, she enjoys watching natasha do it. “ killer name for a killer chick. harley quinn, it’s a pleasure to meetcha, ma’am. “

[queenquiinn]

dialedsenses·:

kate laughs softly as she looks over at the blonde, relieved that none of the alien goop had gotten onto her. “dunno if i’d personally call it cool, but… it definitely is something.” she replied, pulling another arrow out of her quiver and lining it up with her bow. she holds it at her side, pointed downwards, but was still prepared to use it if needed. “oh, the arrows are pretty cool, yeah. trick arrows are what they’ve called. there’s explosive arrows – the one i just used –, acid arrows, grapple arrow, smoke bomb, electric, net–,” she rambled on. “there’s more too. even a boomerang arrow but i think that one’s kinda silly. clint’s idea, not mine.”

“ so is this like...your schtick, lady?? “ harley points her finger in the direction of the arrows. it’s pretty obvious considering how she’s talking about all the different kinds of arrows. “ whoa ,whoa that’s a lotta shit y’got. i once knew a guy whose whole thing was boomerangs---pretty cool dude. had some cool shit like that too. but everyone’s got a schtick nowadays, huh. “

[queenquiinn]

xheroboysx·:

Billy was still coming up short on the whereabouts of his boyfriend, but he did see a woman that oddly reminded him of something… or someone. He shook his head and then that’s when it hit him. ‘Gotham city’. Harley Quinn. His comic books. “No way.” Billy muttered under his breath.  But then something came along and knocked her and her bat a few feet into the air. “I believe its mano e mano. The e means ‘and’.” He offered, but looked at her and the bat. “I’ve actually just seen someone take on of those out with a bat, so I would definitely say go for it. Why not?” Plus he was there to back her up, but he wasn’t going to go into discussion that he read her comics when he was in his own universe…. wait, so that meant the Joker had to be real too, right? His brain kept on going. “You going to try?”

“ yeah, yeah...tomato toematoe, same shit. “ she’s ready to swing when she pauses. “ wait a damn second---who else is carrying around a bat here?? that like my thing. among other things but like C’MON. “ harley rolls her eyes. she turns her attention towards the other ultimately ignoring his question and responding with her own. “ you look like you’ve seen a ghost or somethin’, kid. is this all a lil much for ya?? “

[queenquiinn]

deadmcgics·:

While this new city had exposed Laura to… costumed people, some with strange powers, and some non-humans also with their own abilities, she wasn’t sure if this woman was one of the former, or just dressed eccentrically. It was entirely possible she was stronger than she looked, Laura was also, but she still shot her a doubtful look. “Unless you’re as strong as I am, don’t know if that’ll go well.” Her priority wasn’t to help, and she didn’t make it in time to help her up anyway, but Laura found a place near the blonde and lifted her fists. “Honestly? Go ahead, it might be entertaining.” 

“ i don’t appreciate the doubt there, missy. i’m very strong. and i got a PHD. “ harley lets out a laugh. she only whips out the PHD card when it’s necessary. and is now one of those moments?---probably not. but, it’s certainly fun for her nonetheless. “eh...he can wait... now, who are you?? now that’s more entertaining to me, lady. “

[queenquiinn]

gmbit·:

Remy doesn’t really know what the meaning of normal is, but maybe that’s because his entire story was the unusual kind. He smiles though while they talk, not judging at all because haven’t they all had their traumas? Some are worse than others, but maybe nobody is really normal anymore. It was just all an illusion they were all living under. “I could — cards are what Gambit does best.” He pulls out the rest of the deck, a bright pink glow surrounding them to shuffle them in the air between his hands. “Pick a card, any card, CHÈRE.”

there’s a wicked grin growing even bigger on harley’s lips. “ cool trick. “ it’s all so says at first as she watches the deck of cards. she’s no stranger to things like this. and it’s certainly ALWAYS entertaining to her. “ ooh---fun game... how about that one. “ she answers, pointing to the one thats currently mid air. “ i hope this ain’t any funny business though, gambit. since y’just became my buddy and all. but, i’m curious some me all that ya got, honey. “

[queenquiinn]

occultbat·:

things were certainly different about gotham since the last time he entered the gcpd and walked back out. for one, it looked a lot more like new york, and for two; there were aliens. taking in a deep breath and steadying himself, jim closed his eyes before turning towards the nearest group of people and began to heard them away from the oncoming mess. “alright, everyone clear out - this is a gcpd situation and we don’t want anyone to get hurt - i said move!” he yelled - turning to continue giving orders when he came face-to-face with someone he would only assume were of the batman-hero-vigilante variety. “please tell me you’re here to help and not be a new gotham weirdo.”

harley had been just roaming around for a while. after taking bud and lou for a nice stroll, she decides to just go off on her own to see who she could have fun with. she’s like a kid in a candy store with all of the new faces around here. her ears perk up upon hearing someone yell to clear out the area----naturally, she goes up closer. completely unphased she has a smile on her face as she sees all of the GCPD uniforms. maybe some of the old people who tried to lock her up would be here----oh what fun !! “ new gotham weirdo at your service !! what d’we got here, huh ?? “

[queenquiinn]

gmbit·:

Remy was always the eccentric type, having a certain dramatic sense of style to how he does almost anything. His personality was LOUD, which is obvious when he entered rooms. “Completely. I wouldn’t want ta be normal. How lame is dat, huh?” The thick accent rolling off his tongue as he speaks. “I’ll stick to callin’ you HARLEY. I would prefer not being on de other end of your mallet. I’m too pretty ta have my face bruised. I prefer blowin’ stuff up myself though, with these.” He says pulling a queen of diamonds playing card out of his pocket.

“ SO lame. i mean i used to be ‘normal’...” she emphasizes the word by doing air quotes with her hands. “ but, one vat of chemical waste later and this is so much better. “ granted she hates who she did it for...but, she won’t get into that right now. harley just smiles and answers, “ good---you’re not just a pretty face you’re smart too. “ she turns her attention to the card then look at him again. “ y’gonna show me a magic trick?? “

[leia-organa]

She’s a rabbit hole, don’t fall in.

[queenquiinn]

occultbat·:

“someone with a lack of imagination, i expect.“ natasha stated to herself in an answer to the woman who she had been watching for some time, curious about her as she seemed to walk freely through the streets of this bizarre city by her lonesome. brave or foolish, the russian couldn’t quite decide yet. when a thug from the streets seemed to attack the blonde, nat reached for her escrima stick and paused - waiting to see what the other was going to do. “i wouldn’t advise that,” she called out making her presence known as she dropped effortlessly down next to the other woman. “but i don’t mind kicking his ass with you. some men should really learn how to treat a woman.”

harley looks at the other woman with a laugh. “ well, i usually don’t go along with what’s advised, hot stuff. “ she starts swinging her bat loosely. “y’know i got a thing for redheads. “ the woman says with a teasing smile, just trying to mess with the other honestly. stomping her foot she answers, “ ugh, TOTALLY. like what the hell is with men ?? they always fuckin’ suck lemme tell ya’, lady. you do everything for them and then whaddya get---thrown out a fuckin’ window once i’ll tell ya that one. “

[queenquiinn]

occultbat·:

“me mam when she were alive, at least i think - “ he called back, already sizing the little pint sized woman up. she gave off the stench of madness and he absolutely loved it. “what’re you supposed to be? a fucking clown?” he asked raising a brow as he approached her, realizing she was just as tiny or maybe a little taller than dead wife. “well sweetheart, i’m probably the best leprechaun you’ll ever set your crazy little eyes on. minus the luck though, i’m afraid my luck belongs to someone else.” he sighed wistfully before smiling almost charmingly at her. “the name’s sweeney, what’s yours love?”

she rolls her eyes at the mention of the word clown. “ preferred name is HARLEY QUINN. “ and with that the blonde does a mock curtsy. looking up at him there’s a huge smirk on harley’s face. she likes him already. “ well, lucky for you but, i make my own luck. “ she says, nudging him with her bat. “ so what’s the deal, sweeney ?? i thought you people were supposed to be short and shit ?? “ harley looks him up and down before continuing, “ ‘cause i don’t know much---but, you ain’t it, honey. “

[queenquiinn]

dialedsenses·:

seeing one of those things toss harley to the ground as if she were nothing pissed ivy right off. plant tendrils wrap around the thing seconds after as she moved to stand next to harley. “you don’t need to do it alone, harley,” pamela replied as she approached her girlfriend, giving her a soft smile as she placed her hand reassuringly on her shoulder. “it’s more fun when we do it together, don’t you think?” she said with a smirk, and with one small hand motion the alien is being yanked back down from the sky and towards them. “it’s only fair you get a free hit in, yeah?”

harley watches with her mouth gaping open, she always likes watching the display of ivy’s abilities. “ AW, c’mon, red----i could’ve gotten a swing in without the vines !! “ her voice sounds similar to that of a pouty child. though she happily does take a rather large swing to the thing’s head. “ yeah, yeah, you’re right. it is fun when we show ‘em who’s boss together. “

[queenquiinn]

gmbit·:

Remy isn’t phased by the hand touching his shoulder, feeling relaxed despite the situation they’re dealing with here. He was used to being surrounded by a little chaos, thriving in it since he was well adapted to many different kinds of predicaments. He had to be ready to find a creative way out of a sticky situation, and this one was no different. His skills have been put up against some ALIENS, but they’re all unconscious — maybe dead, right now. “It keeps life interestin’ dat is for sure. I like bein’ nutty.” Remy admits with a grin spreading across his features. “I don’t believe we have had de pleasure of meeting yet. I’d remember someone so FUN. I’m Gambit, but th’ name is Remy.” He introduces himself placing a hand in his hip.

harley steps away from the other to give him back some sense of personal space. “ being nutty is so much better than just a boring fuckin’ stuck in the mud, right ?? “ granted that’s her own interpretation of the situation but, she’ll defend it always. “ aw well ain’t you just the SWEETEST. gambit----now that’s a name !! harley quinn, formerly doctor harleen quinzel but, don’t call me that unless y’wanna be at the other end of my buddy here and i’d hate to have to do that to a new friend. “ she rambles on, motioning to her mallet. 

[azoraahai]

BIRDS OF PREY (2020)

[queenquiinn]

◆  @magicandiron​​ || closed !!

                “Are you hearing noises? Maybe crazy monkey noises?” 

“ oh man...you must be fuckin’ batshit if you’re hearin’ monkey noises... “ harley lets out a large laugh. “ i’m just KIDDING. “ she shrugs it off in a teasing manner. “ nothing besides just the regular ol’ voices in my head. “ the woman motions to the top of her head before continuing. “ no monkeys or animals----that’s where i draw the line, SIR !! “ of course she has to be over dramatic. “ now, normally i don’t trust just anybody...but, anyone who looks that COOL with that beard thing goin’ on has gotta be one of the good guys, right?? “ not that she is necessarily one of them. though harley has had her good moments, the chaos certainly outweighs them. “ y’gotta cool name to go with that cool beard?? “

[queenquiinn]

◆  @dialedsenses​ || closed !!

                  “Could somebody poke them to see if they’re still alive?”

“ ON IT. “ okay so, it is definitely more than a poke. harley stands up from slamming her bat down into one of the creatures that is already laying on the ground. “ if he was alive he ain’t now !! “ the blonde swings the bat back and forth for a few moments before turning her attention back to the other woman. “ do y’not like gettin’ your hands dirty or somethin’?? because you can do it yourself too, lady. “ squinting her eyes, she looks her up and down. “ you look more like a stand on the sidelines kinda person if i’m bein’ honest. “

[queenquiinn]

◆  @gmbit​  || closed !!

                            “I prefer the term eccentric… but, yeah,                               I guess you could say i’m a little nutty..” 

“ listen, man, i TOTALLY get it. “ she pats the stranger on the shoulder with a laugh. “ BLAH BLAH BLAH, nutty....eccentric...same shit. “ if harley counted every time she was called any word with some sort of relation to nutty, it would be unfathomable. “ but anyone who is a little----or a lotta--- nutty is way cool in my book. and that’s like the most important thing over anything else. “ harley stops herself from rambling for a second---shocker. “ what. do i know you or somethin’?? because i don’t think i do. then again that doesn’t really mean anything y’know i see lots of people. so, if i threatened ya ever or something...MY BAD. “