beka

can you or can you not go to prison for accessorising

[goddamnedstrictrationalism]

thanks, mother 🛐

[darkbluetennessee]

we used to have the eras tour

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[throathole]

[exitwound]

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

[atlassolid-prower]

this is the most unhelpful post ever

[exitwound]

do i look like a fucking faq to you

[exitwound]

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[redpooch]

my favourite thing about hercule poirot is that once he solved the murder he just makes everyone involved sit in a circle and dig shit about everyone before telling who’s the killer he’s like “i know we’re here because someone is dead but lemme tell you susan is the illegitimate child of paul and bethany is in love with her step brother. this had absolutly nothing to do with the killing but i thought yall should know tbh. now about the murder”

[ex-foliant]

Poirot the king of #receipts

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i think it's actually really horrifying and detrimental that it's considered socially unacceptable to tell parents when they are making mistakes while raising their kids

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[drtrinitysantos]

friday the 13th leading into valentine's weekend is so crayzmazingly pussy popping I feel gothically horny just thinking about it

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[deathwestrn]

mutuals I am extending a bag of chips towards you and giving it a shake to imply I want you to have some.

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[eesttm]

How to Get to Heaven from Belfast: S01E06

[escuerzoresucitado]

[brionysea]

we need to keep this circulating so it can find the people who are about to stay up for 3 to 4 hours

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]