good ol fashioned lover boy

d | 23 | i do whatever i want here sue me

[louisplumpyass]

HDIGH THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR

[dumbsheepp]

literally

[allamericansbitch]

DRAG IS NO LONGER BANNED IN TENNESSEE ✨✨

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[heavensghost]

when I found out my friends have no siblings I always ask isn’t that kind of lonely??? And they are always like idk not really and yeah u can’t miss what you’ve never known I guess but some nights me and my little sister will stay up late even though we both have class tomorrow and we will listen to fast car by Tracy chapman on repeat no talking just us quietly listening and I think that even if I never knew my sister I would still miss her somehow

[lilacandladybugs]

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

[filmnoirsbian]

which teen show dealt you the most damage as a teenager

skins

the o.c.

pretty little liars

teen wolf

degrassi

riverdale

gossip girl

the vampire diaries

euphoria

other (explain in tags)

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

[anonymousdandelion]

Do not vote on this poll. Restrain yourself. Hold back your curiosity. Tamp down your defiant streak. Feel free to interact with the post in other ways — but whatever you do, do NOT vote.<br><br>Check back in a week to find out how good Tumblr users are at delayed gratification.

I have zero self-restraint and voted the very first time I saw this post

I restrained myself the first time I saw this, but eventually I caved

Voting ended onMar 9, 2023

Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

[thedreadpiratecam]

How do you like your toast?

Plain (you're wrong)

Butter

Jam

Butter AND Jam

British (beans)

a secret sixth option (leave it in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

also put what kind of jam in the notes, I am curious about what everyone likes! I use peach preserves or hot pepper jam

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[lycanthology]

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

[liizardwiizard]

im curious, vote for your preferred fiber craft

knitting

crochet

sewing

weaving

embroidery

cross stitch

macrame

spinning

something i forgot (put in tags)

i dont do any/ just want to see the results

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[liizardwiizard]

please reblog! i want this to reach a larger audience than just my followers

[rottingmuse]

As opposed to that quote about “the horrifying ordeal of being known,” do y’all ever feel so positively UNKNOWN and UNSEEN that it frightens you? Like there’s a self that you feel on the inside, and you believe to be “you,” but it seems like nobody else sees that version of you? And they’re interacting with someone that isn’t you but a projection of their experience of you? What’s more, perhaps nobody will ever know your true essence and you will die without ever being fully realized????? I’m only two beers in honestly

[debelice]

Shark Enjoying some sea grass.......

[killapunk]

Can you swim?

yes 🌊

no 🏖

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

[killapunk]

If you don't do the reblog part it's not very good as a study 😭

[tunisian]

i spend my days waiting. waiting for the water to boil and my tea to be ready. for spring to come back. for more daylight. the oil in the pan to heat up. a “hey i miss you” or “can you help me out for a second?” or “you want to hang out?” text. for my phone to finish charging. for good news. flowers on the table. the next hug. “hey, you got the job!”. waiting for the sun. to set. to rise. to see both. for summer to be around the corner. a good song. a falling star. a text back. i spend my time waiting to be remembered. i spend my time repeating that tomorrow will be better. tomorrow will be better. i spend my days waiting and waiting and waiting. i spend my days waiting unbearably.

[fairydrowning]

– Virginia Woolf, from a Letter to Violet Dickinson written c. January 1909

[TEXT ID: "I appreciate your concern. None of this is your fault. It's me. It's me and my head. / In winter, I collapse." END ID]