"lackadaisy" starter prompts (part 1)
"By all accounts, he’s an opportunist."
"The competition is anything but friendly."
"Enemies lurk around every corner."
"There are rumors of her involvement in his death."
"Didn’t you swallow enough teeth the last time we talked about this?"
"We got any rope or anything in the truck?"
"Why the special treatment?"
"Couldn’t you just bash me over the head with something and call it a day?"
"I guess that makes you my travel companion."
"Where do you suppose we’re going?"
"Well, I have to admit, this is somewhat more creative than what I expected from a bunch of witless rubes."
"I hope you’re prepared to be disappointed."
"You’ve made your point."
"Ain’t no point here ‘cept to watch you get hit by a train."
"You’ve been missing out."
"Careful. He’s a tricky one."
"And don’t you move from that spot, or I’ll hit you, then watch you get hit by a train!”
"I knew you’d come through for me."
"That’s a lotta moving for someone who’s not supposed to be moving."
"I can’t help it. I have a condition."
"As far as reading material goes, the ledger is too depressing. I decided to read the obituaries instead."
"When you get a little older, you’ll discover that the difference between tragedy and comedy is whether it happened to you or someone else."
"Oh, look. [Other character] is in the paper today."
"Where have you been all day?"
"You know how much you frighten the elderly!"
"We need any business we can get."
"I just, uh… need to find the car."
"Oh, honey, you lost the car? It’s all we have left besides that old truck! I had to sell the rest."
"I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this!"
"You aren’t gonna kill him, right?"
"Put the wrench down! You promised!"
"My record for not getting hit by trains is pretty good."
"Thanks for not crushing my skull with a blunt instrument!"
"Actually, I’m glad you came."
"Some thug brought a message for you."
"What are you doing here at this time of night?"
"Why don’t you go and get some rest? Big day tomorrow, and all…"
"What the devil did you get into?"
"It’s a competition field."
"Take [other character] with you. He could use the distraction."
"There was some sort of incident."
"He won’t tell me about it, but he’s been moping all morning."
"Get back by dark and stay outta trouble!"
"You could take up vigilantism."
"Sure. Let’s call it that."
"Why are there bottles all over the ground?"
"Always be prepared to improvise."
"Are you questioning my logic?"
"The passenger’s side is on fire…"
"I’LL FEED YOUR SORRY CARCASS TO THE PIGS, YOU SONUVABITCH!"
"Do you think we wore out our welcome?"
"You can’t tell me that wasn’t funny."
"I was counting how many laws we broke."
"What’s lawful doesn’t always coincide with what’s right."
"You’re making progress already."
"I’m gonna get you a sandwich. You’ve earned it."
"This is where you work?"
"Do you mind if I sit here?"
"I almost got my eyebrows singed off."
"You must be the cutest thing on this side of the river!"
"Are you trying to hide?"
"Why don’t you head upstairs before your mother asks any questions?"
"How was your afternoon?"
"What makes you think I exist to do your laundry?"
"What do you mean you were just kidding?"
"You must have some protocol for cleaning up."
"Them pigs eat anything."
"It was nothing so indulgent as a grand time."
"You haven’t lured another poor boy into meeting you here, have you?"
"How’s the crowd tonight?"
"I think you’d look rather sharp in it."
"We had to get you awfully drunk just to take your measurements."
"That wasn’t a compromise. That was a threat. You always get those two confused…"
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