I just have a lot of feels, okay

Name's Ash, Queer, He/They, I write poems under the tag "Poetry with Ash" Shitposts under the tag: "Trashy Ashy" Multifandom Blog

[stanley-the-coolest]

Have I played dispatch? No

Have I watched someone play dispatch? No

Do I plan to watch someone play dispatch? No

Am i writing waterbae? Yes

[anx13ty-astr0naut]

I shouldn't be allowed editing software, I can't keep getting away with this.

Edit: I thought nothing would surpass this post for notes on my blog

[irispink-lad]

Flambae would be so embarrassed about the fact that he was bottom in Waterbae relationship. Not even because of his pride but because he moans the fucking name Herman.

[beetlethebug]

trans!flambae who gets so much gender euphoria from waterboy calling him "sir" but he doesn't know what to do with it so he just goes and sets buildings on fire so he can tell waterboy to go fix it (definitely not so he can see him do that stupid little salute and go, "on it, sir," when he finally gets the sentence out). he'll act all annoyed and be like, "don't call me that, bitchboy," meanwhile he's got the biggest fucking smile the entire shift and is very quietly gushing about it to himself.

someone jokingly tells them to keep their kinky shit out of the calls (waterboy and flambae are not together in any capacity romantically...yet...) and waterboy gets so embarrassed and thinks he's made flambae really uncomfortable, so he tries very hard to stop doing it and flambae has perhaps one of the worst shifts of his life. the second half of the shift is flambae trying to get robert to "fix" waterboy and the team trying to figure out if they're fucking or not (and also try to convince waterboy its chill if they are and that he should probably call flambae sir again before all of california goes up in flames).

[otkrin]

if waterboy and flambae fucked do you think they’d make obsidian or cobblestone

[dis-is-patching]

Waterboy x flambae hcs cus the thoughts haven't left me alone.

When they first get together Flambae tells waterboy to keep it hush hush cus it's embarrassing and waterboy is all like 'oh no I understand. No one wants to be associated romantically with me. I get it.' and he says it so casually that flambae feels bad 😭

Waterboy has always wanted pet fish but he was never able to cus of all the cats his grandma has. So he buys flambae a fish just so he can go to his place and watch the fish. He gets a huge tank and he buys a beta fish cus it reminded him of flambae

Waterboy buys so many towels for when he goes over to flambaes house despite flambae insisting that it's not a big deal if his furniture ends up a little wet.

Flambae ends up telling the z-team about their relationship cus waterboy mentions he is taken and the team says that someone would have to be a coward to not be willing to show off a guy like him and that hurts flambaes ego

Flambae runs hot like- all the time so on summer days when he is extra hot he plasters himself to waterboy's side to cool down

But of an angsty one but all of flambaes past relationships were very toxic and short lived so whenever flambae would start on his self sabotage and pick fights he expects pushback and for waterboy to fight him too the whole screaming fighting thing. But waterboy just- doesn't. He stares at flambae like a kicked puppy then walks out. Flambae feels so so bad and he has to swallow his pride and apologise.

Oh and waterboy is very protective so whenever anything happens he is immediately looking for flambae. And vise versa

[romansroom]

so you know how flambae is 6'4? well guess who else is 6'4.. that's right, it's herm horrible posture waterboy

just imagine waterboy in his usual slouched position like he's cosplaying the hunchback of notre dame, staring into the air mindlessly when someone pokes his side

he shoots up, back straight, revealing his true height to anyone paying attention before quickling crumbling back into his wet weasel form

cut to flambae absolutely flabbergasted, jaw on the floor because for a split second, wetfartboy was on the same eye level as him

[maxrowave]

flambae driving waterboy back home after a shift hes still pissed about that one time he hit waterboy hes going to get water everywhere silly silly

[badlydrawnwaterbae]

who thought this was a good idea

[pitifulwolves]

The three of them are the SDN HR teams worst nightmare

[palesweetdeeer]

Flambae and his white boys who love to grope his tits

[cabinette]

Brand yo man

[palesweetdeeer]

boyfriend debrief time let’s go. Flambae botched his missions, he’s in time out

This is like those posts about cats where people are like 'this is abuse' and the owner replies with 'if he didn't like it he'd leave'

[agoraphcbja]

as a multi shipper, my favourite thing that’s come out of this game is the sheer amount of ships people have come up w. z team is just a giant poly cule / queer platonic friend group who all flirt w each other bc my god. invisimech, blazermech, invisiblazer, invisiblazermech, phenomomech, flambert, watermech, waterbae, watercolor, prilevola, coopup, sonar and the brainbook lady ?????? i could keep going. its delicious. there’s so many and im eating up every single iteration. i dont even have a favourite bc theyre all so fucking good. i will consume literally anything

[palesweetdeeer]

y’all know if there‘s a good throuple, I am ON that shit so uh… lemme get these outta my system

Fuckass Game

if anyone got reqs for these dumb bitches… yeah

[gleaming-glasses]

This idea made me chuckle

[wreegis]

go steam machine or whatever the hell their ship name is!!!!!!!