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Reviews of glee songs in no specific order

[queer4glee]

Song: Marry the Night by: Lady Gaga

Sung by: Starchild

Season 5 Ep 4

Overall rate 10/10

Adam lambert absolutely ate up this performance. The song choice was perfect, the vocals, the choreography, and the outfit was just magnificent. I think Kurt had a big stick up his ass for not appreciating him and worshiping the ground he walked on. The jealousy that went through all the gay men on glee is absolutely insane. Why didn’t he just realize they could’ve been good together right from the start? Sometimes I prefer this cover to the original, I will show anyone this performance who hasn’t seen it already, it truly is amazing.

[queer4glee]

Song: My Man By: Barbara Streisand

Sung by: Rachel Berry

Season 2 episode 21

Overall: 12/10

Lea Michelle is quite literally just like Barbara. The casting could not have been more perfect for the character of Rachel. She sang this song trying to win an audition solo and the pure emotions that came out during this song will always bring me to tears. The absolute full body goosebumps I get is like none other. Kurt was so right by saying “she may be difficult but boy can she sing.” The fact that all she did was think of Finn when singing this crushed me even more. When she opened in funny girl (in the show) her performance of My Man after Finn had passed makes me blubber like a baby. It leaves me to wonder if Lea Michelle thinks of Cory Monteith every time she performs on broadway.

[queer4glee]

Song: Cough Syrup By: Young the Giant

Sung by: Blaine Anderson

Season 3 Ep. 14

Overall: 15/10

This song is in my top 3 songs ever covered in the entire 6 season series of Glee. I never loved a Twink's performance more. Blaine Anderson deserves to be named, Mr. Darren Criss has no idea the chokehold he has on so many people. Dare I say this is better than the original........it is. I don't know how one such as Darren Criss puts on such an emotional performance. I am put in such a vulnerable state, and end up blubbering every time. The moving scene along side Darren Criss is what puts this in my second favorite spot.

[danielwaldorf]

when sebastian smythe (gay) threw a slushie filled with rock salt at kurt (gay) during a jackson-off but blaine (gay) took the shot for him and the rock salt got in his eyes and he had to get surgery so santana (lesbian) went and had a duel with sebastian (gay) via a cello-backed rendition of "smooth criminal." that was a triumph of gay representation the world had not seen before and never has since.

[queer4glee]

Smooth criminal will go down in history as one of the best covers done by glee. Love when a lesbian and Twink band together!

[queer4glee]

Song: More than a women by: Bee Gee

Sung by: Finn

Season 3 Episode 16

Overall: 4/10

No one is working harder in this song than the auto tune. Even though Finn was a little cutie his vocals were not the best. Let’s not forget the reason he was singing was because Mr. Shue thought he helped him find his “passion.” Just for him to later join the army. Remember when Finn joined the army?? Yeah neither does the army? Couldn’t even hack it smh

[queer4glee]

Song: Somebody to love by: Justin Bieber

Sung by: Teen boys (minus misogynistic Finn)

Season 2 Ep. 13

Overall: 8/10

When this scene opens you see all the doofus’s wearing their hair like Mr. Bieber. By how dumb they look you’d think this cover would be horrendous. If you thought that, you’re wrong. They served sooo much cunt in this song that no one could resist. Even Mr. Shue was on the edge of his seat (a little fruity if you ask me). Finn wouldn’t join the Bieber experience because he thought he was SOOOOO good. What about being on the football team makes you good?? Nothing! Dumb arrogant cunt.

[queer4glee]

Song: Touch A Touch A Touch me: Susan Sarandon (Rocky Horror)

Sung by : Emma Pilsbury

Season 2 Ep. 5

Overall: 7/10

Emma is not my favorite character…….by a long shot. Her obsession with a man who enjoys spending his free time with children and considers them his only friends is weird. She did so good vocally in this song…..but OMG where were her morals???? Or her dignity????? Tell me why she as a taken women but dancing around with some other man? There was ABSOLUTELY no reason for her to rip off his shirt. Seeing Matthew Morrison chest is something I NEVER wanted to see.

[queer4glee]

Song: Do you wanna touch me (oh yeah) by: Joann Jett & the black hearts

Sung by: Holly Holiday

Season 2 Ep. 15

Overall: 3/10

While Gwyneth Paltrow low key ate this was highly immature to be singing to a bunch of 16 YEAR OLDS. For that reason alone it is knocked down to 5, the fact that she has a weird face makes me bump it even lower. Impressed at first but once you really think about it, it’s not impressive at all. Thinking about how even WILLIAM SCHUESTER asked her if it was too much. That really tells you something.

[queer4glee]

Song: Baby by: Justin Bieber

Sung by: Sam Evans

Season 2 Ep. 13

Overall score: 4/10

While I’m not a Justin Bieber fan, I think he truly served so much cunt in this song that no cover would be able to top the original. Sam thinks combing the hair over makes him as good as the Beibs but he is truly just not good. Also he was singing this to Quinn to win her back after he knew she cheated. He was WAY too good for her.