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emily ann | 26 today! | she/he/they | ao3 | gifs

[danielwaldorf]

dan + blair = <3

[danielwaldorf]

happy birthday!!!!!!!!🥳🩷🫶

yayyy thank u!!!

[planetbeanie]

Todays Beanie Of The Day is Squeaky the Mouse

Released in: 1993

[danielwaldorf]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! 🎂🎈🥳 i hope this year is the best one yet for you <3

thank you so so much!!

[danielwaldorf]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

THANK YOU 💙💛♥️💙💛♥️

[danielwaldorf]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM!!! <3

THANK YOUUU 🩷

[danielwaldorf]

i've officially been on this earth for twenty-six years and i've decided that my twenty-seventh year will be better than all the ones that came before. i'm tired of making choices because they seem like the thing to do. i'm gonna make choices to build the life i want. i'm gonna make things better for myself. i'm gonna be happy and it's gonna be on purpose.

[danielwaldorf]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

hehe thank youuuuu 😁😁😁

[danielwaldorf]

birthday :)

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[imsorrybruce]

yk these before and after photos where before the person looks like the saddest person ever, and after they look the like the happiest? yeah

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[buffysummers]

Happy MAMMA MIA! day to those who celebrate

[danielwaldorf]

things that have happened so far in my three months of employment at unnamed café:

- employee fired, locks changed, we are all told that he is not allowed on the premises including the parking lot and to call the police if we see him. nobody will say what happened and if you ask someone will say "Don't ask about that."

- two managers "no longer with the company," locks changed, once again zero idea of what transpired.

- all-hands meeting where we are told about several changes at once, all of which suck for us, including that we will no longer receive cash tips at the end of each shift and they will instead be added to our paychecks. this will begin in Two Days. owner and the lady who does payroll argue about how this actually works during the announcement. payroll woman says that they were Going to notify us all about this like two months ago but for some reason never did. so now they're springing it on us and when people say hey i kind of need that cash Now to buy food they say "well your pay check will be bigger!"

- someone is drunk at the all-hands and raises their hand basically crying at one point.

- come in the day after the all-hands and i'm told that person was fired and to call the police if i see her.

- during that same shift get an announcement on our work app. manager is saying hey guys this is very serious someone is spreading rumors that (coworker)'s husband is abusing her which is a horrible thing to accuse someone of. and i have talked to (coworker) and this is not true and i will Not hear any more about this.

what the fuck is going on like genuinely...

[soup-mother]

[danielwaldorf]

just came from a work meeting that made me stop at the grocery store for a giant cake slice and limoncello on the way home

[danielwaldorf]

does anyone else need like an hour lying in the a/c undressed and dead to recover from being out in this heat or is that just me