“Queer” As In “Fuckin’ Weird”

Cuz some of y’all forgot what this word means Over 18 - He/they DMs closed, asks open

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Greetings, all!

My name is Query, or just Q, and welcome to my blog. This is mostly just a place for me to post about my sexual fantasies and weird kinks. My DMs are closed, but my asks are open, so have fun! (I am incredibly new to this, so please go easy on me 😅)

Taken Anons (No longer just one! Yippee!):

🦂, 🐇

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DNI:

- Minors (aka below 18)

- Blogs with DNIs related to gender identity and sexuality (Yes, including “men dni.” Yes, including “straight people dni.” Yes, including “cis people dni”)

- Antishippers

- Gen AI users/supporters

- “TME”/“TMA” users

- TRASH and other garden variety assholes

- Anyone uncomfortable with with subject matter presented on this blog (See “My Kinks”)

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About Me:

I am…

- Over 18

- Nonbinary, transmasc genderfluid. He/they, most comfortable with gender neutral or masculine terms. (You can use whatever terms you want for my genitals tho)

- Pansexual and ambiamorous

- Technically a verse switch, but VERY sub and bottom-leaning

- A furry and paw-ssibly otherpaw (I’ll see myself out)

- Objectum

- Afrolatino/x

- Neurodivergent (AuDHD)

- MASSIVELY inexperienced irl (Never even had a real romantic partner before)

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My Kinks:

This is not an exhaustive list, but these are probably the ones I’m gonna post the most about

- Incest (Big bro supremacyyyyyyy✨)

- Bondage

- Blindfolds

- Pet play

- Objectum

- Cnc

- Monsterfucking

- Yanderes/Stalkers

- Praise

- Degradation (yes, I’m into both)

- Marking (biting, scratching, etc)

- Tentacles

- Breeding (no preg)

- Anthro animals/Furries

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My Limits:

I don’t mind if you like or post about any of these things, just don’t discuss them in my comments or reblogs, please

- Feederism

- Piss in mouth/on face (anywhere else is fine)

- Scat

- Vomit

- Detrans/Misgendering

- Raceplay

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My Tags:

- My words: #queryspeaks

- Reblogs: #queryreblogs

- Asks: #query4query

- Not fantasizing: #randomquery

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Sleepy big brother wrapping his arms and legs around his little sister and just cuddling her from behind while she plays video games. He just buries his face in her shoulder and gently rocks them side to side a little bit

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Sibling who’s in love despite the incest x Sibling who’s in love because of the incest

[queerasinfuckinweird]

A stalker breaking into your house and raping you with your own sex toys

“This shouldn’t be too intimidating. It is yours after all.”

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Pleeeaaaase let a woman tie my legs open and play with meeeeee

I want a girl to tease me while I squirm and struggle against my restraints and get all wet and hard just thinking about what she’s gonna do to me. She’ll kneel down at the foot of the bed and completely devour my cunt, sucking my tdick and sliding her tongue in and out of my soaked hole. I’d whine and beg her to stop, completely overwhelmed by pleasure as she makes me cum over and over again on her tongue

When she’s had enough of that, I’ll be all lubes up enough for her to plunge her fingers into me, curling and hitting my most sensitive spots, maybe even rubbing my sore cock with her thumb. She’ll lean over me and kiss, making sure I get a good taste of my juices on her tongue and lips. With her free hand, maybe she could caress my inner thighs, grope my tits, or cradle my face and coo at me for my weak little whimpers

And I’ll just be sooo wet and stretched out, she can’t not fuck me with a strap. Her lining herself up with my cunt and smirking at me while I just stare back with exhausted, teary eyes, silently begging for mercy. She, of course, ignores me and easily slides herself into my cunt, like I was made just for her. Each thrust forces a broken moan from my throat. She lays on top of me, smushing our tits together, so she can get a good look at my horribly blissed-out face. She’d start rubbing my tdick again, mixing my moans with desperate sobs. She’d completely break me down into nothing but her toy and she’d keep going until she decided I’d had enough

[femmesplain]

repost this if your account is a safe space for transfems and transmascs!!!

seeing too much hate for trans women being in lesbian spaces when they ARE lesbians so i feel the need to specify that trans women are ALWAYS welcome on my page. i see you, i hear you and i love you. you are just as much of a woman as i am and just as much of a lesbian as i am.

men & minors DNI.

[some-person-living-life]

There's something so ironic to me about how you say it's a safe space for transmascs and then say men dni. As if trans men are inherently different from other men. Worse, I'm assuming you say men dni in other places too, with the "not trans men" implied. As if trans men aren't men. Because I don't see how else to interpret "men dni" and then effectively saying "oh not you" to trans men.

[queerasinfuckinweird]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen someone claim to welcome transmascs while having “men dni” on their blog. (A few of them actually were transmasc, which was a little odd.) Many transmascs think of themselves as men, so saying “transmascs welcome” and “men dni” in the same breath seems kinda contradictory to me

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Duuuuude, I’m so mad. I had a longer post that I literally typed out in multiple sittings queued to be posted around now, but I guess since I just added something else to my queue, it just said “fuck you, we’re just gonna delete the post we were supposed to publish.”

Man, fuck my life 😭

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Nvm, it was just taking a weirdly long time to update. All is well

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Duuuuude, I’m so mad. I had a longer post that I literally typed out in multiple sittings queued to be posted around now, but I guess since I just added something else to my queue, it just said “fuck you, we’re just gonna delete the post we were supposed to publish.”

Man, fuck my life 😭

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Big bro waking up to little bro in his arms. Poor thing had a nightmare the night before and begged to sleep in big bro’s room. And of course, big bro just couldn’t say no to his sweet boy

Big bro had barely gotten any sleep that night. He’d had to fight to behave himself, fight to not let his hands wander over his brother’s exposed skin, fight to not press kiss after kiss to the boy’s lips or… other places

Morning had come and there was his little bro, lying in his bed in nothing but his boxers. (He hadn’t felt the need to cover up. They were brothers after all.) His peaceful expression, contrasted by his wild bedhead, gave big bro a warm feeling in his stomach. A warm feeling that quickly traveled down to his cock

He couldn’t take it anymore. This was the straw that broke the camel’s back

Careful to not wake the sleeping boy, big bro shuffled down under the blanket. He admired his brother’s body, pressing soft kisses to his belly and his thighs. Then, he hooked his fingers under little bro’s waistband and gently pulled down his boxers, revealing his already semi-hard cock

God, he’s so fuckin beautiful, big bro thought. He gently caressed his little bro, feeling his own member throb and twitch as he watched his little bro’s do the same. Little bro stirred slightly with a small whimper, but didn’t wake up. Big bro couldn’t wait anymore. With one hand on his brother’s hip, he used the other to bring the boy’s cock to his lips. A kiss, a small lick, and finally, he placed the tip in his mouth

It started with gentle sucking and tongue-swirling. But little bro, still asleep, squirmed and continued to whimper. Every movement and every sound just made big bro hunger for more. His hands moved from little bro’s hips to his thighs to make it easier to hold him in place as he took more of his cock into his mouth. He sucked harder and licked anywhere he could, desperate for whatever he could get

As little bro neared his orgasm, he let out a longer, louder moan. Oh, he’s definitely awake now, big bro thought. Sure enough, a few seconds later, the blanket was slowly pushed off of his head as he looked up to meet little bro’s shocked but tired eyes

“What are you doing?”

Big bro grinned around the dick still in his mouth, but said nothing as he continued to suck, harder now since he no longer had to worry about waking his brother

“Nghh, stop… Stop.”

He felt his little bro’s fingers in his hair as the boy tried to push him off, but he was still too sleepy to put up much of a fight. And as he reached his tipping point, he almost didn’t want to fight

“Hey… stop. We’re brothers, we can’t… ahh, fuck. Stop. Stop, please, I- mmph… ah- Ahhhhh, fuuuuuck~ mmmggh. Hahh… hah…. mmm…”

Big bro graciously drank up his brother’s load, savoring every last drop. Finally, he pulled his mouth off of little bro’s cock, then gave it a few more kisses and licks, sending the boy squirming and moaning again

But he wasn’t done yet. After all, he still had himself to take care of

Blanket completely cast aside, big bro rose to knees and pulled his own painfully hardened dick out of his boxers. Then grabbed the backs of little bro’s legs and pushed his knees up to his chest

“Huh? What are you…?”

Big bro lined himself up with little bro’s perfect little hole. He’d wanted this for so long and he was finally getting it

“Wait, stop, you can’t-”

“Shhh…”

Letting go of one of his things, big bro put a finger to his brother’s lips.

“It’s alright. I’m gonna take care of you.”

[milkyhoneybee]

Can't remember if I already shared this here but was sucking off my friend a little while ago and his tdick gets so hard and wet it's great, but anyway he discovered that he can make me cum by scratching my head and upper back while I blow him

He's just got these really nice slightly sharp and thick nails, and gets the pressure perfect and that plus having my mouth used just has me so sensitive I just need to rut my stupid clit into the couch or floor and it sets me off

[uevnas]

humping is so peak guys who agrees. humping against an older guys jeans while getting cooed at. you and another puppy frantically jumping against each other. humping a boot or a thigh or a pillow or or or kmmpghffn

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Pull my ass up by my tail and violate my puppyholes while I whine and whimper into a pillow

[almsotal]

✨reblog if you are a massive nerd or if you have a breeding kink✨

[desolate-dog]

people pleaser sub x dom who actually doesnt allow that bullshit

“oh its fine you can do whatever” x “if you dont tell me what you want im not doing anything”

scared to safeword in scenes x has safeword training sessions

dom who actually puts in the effort to train me and make me feel comfortable to stand up for myself

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

so... if fiction is just fiction, then what do you think about loli and shota content?

read the first part of your ask, “fiction is just fiction”.

I don’t like loli or shota, because it’s not my thing, so I just ignore and don’t engage with anything about it if I ever come across it — but again, fiction is literally just fiction.

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Goddamn, you really do get asked infinite variants of this question

“If fiction is just fiction, how do you feel about [fiction]?”

ITS FICTION. You’ve answered this question so may times, I’m getting annoyed for you 😭

They’re so convinced that one day, they’re gonna find the thing that makes you say “Ummm, actually, yeah, this topic is just too problematic for fiction.” It’s like a treasure hunt for them. Too bad the treasure doesn’t seem to exist :p

[queerasinfuckinweird]

Happy pride month all you queer people in my phone 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💖✨

[suchsillystars]

Piercer/tattoo artist bf that secretly gets off on watching u squirm in pain anytime he gives/does a tattoo or piercing on you🤤