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[pissvortex]

Jerma beats Jevil on his first try

[cybergata]

Sandra Dee Lutheran

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[mtg-realm]

Legendary Relic Tokens from Ultra PRO gaming

Dual Dials, Foils and containing 100% of your daily recommended intake of awesomeness.

[mtg-alter-love]

Custom, top-notch art for your MtG Cards, from Cereal Alters.

[sangreiti]

@commandtower-solring-go

@bace-jeleren

[teathattast]

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

[weapons-grade-autism-deactivate]

[markrosewater]

What Worlds Do You Want To See?

Every once in a while, I like to do a little poll to see what worlds you all would enjoy seeing. Note that this poll is about brand new worlds and not going back to worlds we’ve been to before.

[zombiecreaturetoken]

I’d be down for a Norse mythology world. I bet we’d get some of the dopest equipment and legends out of it.

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

Norse world, underground world, prison world, water world, Vryn

[sarkhan-vol]

I'm back from the dead to say the place ob nixilis is from

[weirdmageddon]

[magicalinspo]

take a breath, spit out the blood in your mouth, and get back up on your feet. you still got a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

[ginger-ale-official]

Me getting up from the chair at the dentist after a quadruple root canal

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Your response has nothing to do with ginger ale

[ginger-ale-official]

and your response doesn’t have anything to do with being the biggest clown on the block but here we are again

[tlatotem]

It taps for jolorless.

[island-delver-go]

Jolorless is not a jolor

[wanderbrine-deactivated20190814]

So uh, sparking without being able to planeswalk, huh?

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

when you draw a land after keeping a one land opening hand and missing three land drops

[depsidase]

[bace-jeleren]

Hey Bace, This is my fav page on FB rn. I figured as the shitposting queen, you might enjoy this as well.

[bace-jeleren]

I just I just oh my god

Everything about this is just *chef’s kiss*

I want to use these unironically oh my god

TAG YOURSELVES I’M “Chadsbane”

[bace-jeleren]

Please somebody put this shit on, like, a jacket and I will wear it unironically

[ferretix]

[mangowerm]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

furry noodles vs smooth noodles

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I love noodles

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

The furoodles and the smoodles