aspiring hermit*

Breanna (she/her) 18yo. lesbian(bisexual) but I'm touch-starved as hell, and still waiting for the world to end. uhhhhh also my Avatar is my hamster Venus, and I love her *hermit in the sense of a recluse, an exile by choice, because as much as I love hermitcraft, I have no Minecraft YouTuber aspirations lmao

[gael-garcia]

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[believeinprongs-blog]

[pieceofchocolate]

DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ALIVE

[descendedintospace-deactivated2]

100,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

[studentlifeproblems]

[queergirlwithknives]

I still do that cause Spotify Free fucking sucks

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What is the biological difference between a clown, mime, jester and fool? (Feel free to add other creature in the honkaladada genome)

Mimes are the elderly adult form of clowns, aka clowns after the pacman nose parasite (responsible for their temperament & pigmentation) falls off after ejecting eggs. Jesters are an extinct (once valued but ultimately evolutionarily uncompetitive) breed of clowns. Fools were a hybrid of bards and true clowns. Modern fools, though named after classic fools, are not true members of the Fool family, merely former hominids mutated by internet exposure.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

[omghotmemes]

Toph will always be number 1

[royalarmyofoz]

ok but this is cute

[nogenderinthewasteland]

“video games linked to adhd” gee i wonder why ppl with adhd would be drawn to an interactive medium that fully engages your brain and gives your hands something to do at the same time. it is a mystery

[nearlyisms]

Today's announcements.

[bocceclub]

just a few short days ago bpd was all “we support your right to be heard uwu” and now they’re slamming elderly people’s heads into concrete. fucking inhuman.

[bocceclub]

fyi the man who was injured is Martin Gugino, a longtime activist who’s well known in the city. he was taken to a hospital and his condition is stable. the two pigs who shoved him and then watched him fucking bleed on the ground were only suspended from the force which is unacceptable–they need to be fired and charged

[bocceclub]

please consider donating to the gofundme set up to assist Martin in paying his medical bills

[hotubvamp]

cartoons rlly know what wlw want like

vampire/demon gf

feral supervillan gf

mad powerful gf

soft girl aesthetic but rlly kicks ass gf

would absolutely live w just u and plants forever gf  

a way too be w your girl 100% of the time

and asami. not sure where too put her rn but i like her alot so

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i found it i found my favorite artistic and literary movement holy jessica christ

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you should be punished for this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m out of groceries & my neighborhood’s in lockdown, but ya’ll buy me takeout & i’ll share with you the gift of the Worst Fanart You’ll Ever Seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it makes everyone’s day a bit worse, it’s just one of life’s little pleasures i allow myself to savor 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my toes are wriggling in delight at how much everyone in the notes hates this

[vibe-thief]

𝔾𝕒𝕦𝕕, 𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

JUST BC I DIDN’T GROW THEM MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN THEY AREN’T MINE NOW

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

IF I’M THE ONE WEARING THEM THAT MEANS THEY’RE MINE NOW

[theconcealedweapon]

[riotmightbelucky]

BLACK-OWNED ALTERNATIVES TO DOLLS KILL

[orriculum]

i didn’t know what a baguette bag was but i looked it up and im severely disapointed

[orriculum]

i don’t know what i expected. at worst, a long cylindrical canister for holding your baguettes as you bike across rural france to deliver them. at best, a hollowed-out baguette made into a weird little backpack for when you need to snack and carry your lipstick and keys

[kaylewiswrites]

I love the ambiguity of the term ‘WIP’. Is it a project in it’s third draft? A final draft being queried? An idea I came up with six months ago and haven’t written anything about yet? You don’t know. Nobody knows. 

[willowdove]

Least of all the author

[ebonyheartnet]

[kittydesade]

The best part about this being an uncaptioned picture is it is simultaneously “We know, but hey!” and also “there is an AUTHOR loose in a word processor”

[ebonyheartnet]

There’s an AUTHOR loose in a word processor!

Nobody knows what the author’s gonna do, least of all the author.

When there’s an author loose in a word processor, ya gotta stay updated, so all day long you refresh AO3 going, “what’d the author do today?” The updates aren’t bad, sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “the author uploaded a 50k one shot they wrote in one night?” I didn’t know people who slept could do that.

There are quiet days where people are like, “it seems like the author has gone to bed and taken some time for self care,” and then ten seconds later the author is like, “I’M GONNA POST EVERY WIP I CAME UP WITH IN THE LAST FOUR MONTHS. I’VE GOT INSOMNIA AND WRITER’S BLOCK, I’M AN AUTHOR!” That’s what I thought you’d say you fucking brilliant author! ❤️😭❤️

[yoonswife]

i love myself but i dont love me back

[omghotmemes]

Finally. Some good news.