you want a revolution, i want a revelation

Jo. 23. London (for now). Nerdfighter. Queer. Ravenclaw. Genderqueer. They/Them/Theirs. I like books, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Shakespeare, Doctor Who (not Moffat), Broadway, and a random assortment of other things.

[honeybeaus]

Richard Dreyfuss as Matt Hooper in Jaws (1975)

[rayreedlioncourt]

[w0lfkller]

three pianos (from fifth avenue by ohofcourse on ao3)

[hattersarts]

"a group of the two of us"

[mistysblueboxstuff]

friends i have perished i am deceased

[mistysblueboxstuff]

i will never be the same again

[vats9underscore9]

Some sailored words on conjured ships

[lengthofropes]

💚steddie || ronance💛 parralels / chaotic 😜 gay || cool 😐 bi

commission for @szczypawice

[littleststarfighter]

‘Did you ever play one of these backwards?’

‘Oh yeah!’

‘And?’

‘It said I’d meet a dark eyed stranger.’

‘Get out of here.’

‘Even said he’d crush a bat better than when Ozzy bit one’s head off.’

‘You’re full of shit, Munson.’

[anaquariusfox]

date night for the scruffy lads 💖✨

[littleststarfighter]

'Stay.'

Hysteria by Def Leppard playing in the background.

[littleststarfighter]

'Stay.'

Hysteria by Def Leppard playing in the background.

[rabdoidal]

i love being subscribed to dracula daily as a person that only knows the broad plot of the book Dracula. i feel like im going out for lunch with jonothan harker and hes telling me about a ye olde grinder hookup he had that was basically a tour of the red flag factory 

[sarahconnorjr]

[writing-prompt-s]

“You had ONE job!” both Satan and God scream at you.

[samglyph]

Good Omens

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.

[orangutanjcalliope-deactivated2]

“If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence” is possibly the greatest sentence i’ve read so far this year

[markantonys]

star wars characters as john mulaney quotes

anakin: when my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. she’s my hero. when i walk down the street, i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. it’s exhausting.

padme: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

obi wan: i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day, i’ll die.

palpatine: and then i said “no.” you know, like a liar.

leia: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.”

luke: my vibe is more like “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and i’d probably apologize to you.”

han: they’re like, “does that work?” i’m like, “it didn’t NOT work.”

lando: hi, i’m very gay and i’d like a few dollars.

rey: i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i’m under.

finn: you know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen”?

poe: i don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.

kylo: when i’m walking down the street, no one’s ever like, “hey! look at that man!” i think they’re just like, “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!”

rose: i try to stay optimistic, even though i must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.