Assigned Fool At Birth

Elliot/30/Abrosexual/Grayromantic/Demiboy (They/Him)

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get stabbin, folks

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[winged-fool]

In honor of the Ides of March, my favorite Tiktok

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we've done it again folks

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No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

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I love how sad Hannibal is in these scenes. You can feel truly sorry for him, right? And then you remember that this dumbass is so sad because of the consequences of his own actions and it makes you want to laugh.

Why is he so sad in these scenes? Why does he miss Will?

BECAUSE WILL IS IN PRISON. BECAUSE OF HIM.

Why is he so sad in this scene?

BECAUSE THERE IS NO WILL IN ITALY WITH HIM. AND WHY IS HE NOT WITH HIM THERE? BECAUSE HANNIBAL LEFT HIM BLEEDING ON THE FLOOR OF HIS BALTIMORE HOUSE AFTER GUTTING HIM AND KILLING THEIR DAUGHTER.

Congratulations. He is the embodiment of the statement, "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math". But Will ends up with him anyway, so bravo. They are worthy of each other.

[deerainy]

ah yes my favourite yamyam

Hamyam Lecter

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Normal Sherlock and Watson

Medical Sherlock and Watson

Horror Sherlock and Watson

Supernatural Sherlock and Watson

And last but not least, lo and behold

Biblical Sherlock and Watson

(Honorably mention to merlin and King Arthur, the medieval Sherlock and watson)

[queerlybeeloved-elliot]

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You want to know why Inigo Montoya remains such an iconic and beloved character even 35 years after the Princess Bride came out?

It's because he's one of the few characters in fiction who has a story where he has dedicated his life to revenge, his whole motivation is about getting revenge....and he gets it! and then he isn't empty or despairing! he doesn't regret it! he's totally satisfied!

because so many stories about revenge or rage are about characters "seeing the futility of their actions" or learning "their desire for revenge has only made them the monsters they hated" FUCK THAT.

Inigo Montoya kills the man who kills his father, is allowed to live in the narrative after and be happy about it and it is so satisfying. it's fantastic. it's iconic.

let more characters rage against the world, bring it down with bloodied hands, and let them be FUCKING RIGHT about it. Let them celebrate their success with sharp grins, and let them live happy, full lives where they always remain proud/fulfilled for what they've done